Author Archive
Much like Han Solo, Alex W. was a stuck-up, scruffy-looking nerfherder before he met his awesome Rebel wife, Barbara, from whom he learned much about responsibility, courage, and kicking serious ass. (The similarities to Han Solo pretty much stop there.) A key part of his creative process is remembering to write down funny shit that she says.
Archive for Alex W.
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| Knives Out | 2 | Dec 5, 2019 |  |
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| Parasite | 5 | Nov 21, 2019 | |
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| Ready or Not | 0 | Oct 30, 2019 | |
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| Joker | 80 | Oct 23, 2019 | |
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| Once Upon a Time In Hollywood | 15 | Oct 10, 2019 | |
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| Ad Astra | 15 | Oct 2, 2019 | |
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| Long Shot | 0 | Sep 28, 2019 | |
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| Hobbs & Shaw | 7 | Sep 19, 2019 |  |
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| Spider-Man: Far From Home | 89 | Aug 14, 2019 | |
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| They Live | 17 | Jul 11, 2019 | |
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| The Dead Don't Die | 14 | Jul 9, 2019 | |
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| John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum | 19 | Jun 19, 2019 | |
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| Avengers: Endgame [Bladder-Bursting Authors' Cut] | 2 | May 18, 2019 | |
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| Avengers: Endgame | 77 | May 8, 2019 | |
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| Hard Boiled | 1 | Apr 21, 2019 | |
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| Triple Frontier | 0 | Mar 30, 2019 | |
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| Captain Marvel | 118 | Mar 27, 2019 | |
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| Velvet Buzzsaw | 8 | Mar 6, 2019 | |
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| Roma | 28 | Feb 21, 2019 | |
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| Bad Times at the El Royale | 3 | Jan 26, 2019 | |
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| Widows | 16 | Jan 22, 2019 | |
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| The Favourite | 13 | Jan 17, 2019 | |
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| Death Wish (2018) | 2 | Dec 22, 2018 | |
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| Overlord | 13 | Dec 12, 2018 | |
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| Frankenstein (1910) | 2 | Dec 12, 2018 | |
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| Suspiria (2018) | 13 | Nov 21, 2018 | |
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| Suspiria (1977) | 4 | Nov 19, 2018 | |
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| A Star is Born (2018) | 11 | Nov 8, 2018 | |
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| Halloween (2018) | 11 | Oct 31, 2018 | |
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| Ant-Man and the Wasp | 15 | Oct 17, 2018 |  |
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| Mandy | 10 | Oct 11, 2018 | |
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| The Predator | 30 | Oct 4, 2018 | |
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| The Shape of Water | 19 | Sep 27, 2018 | |
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| Escape Plan 2: Hades | 16 | Sep 11, 2018 | |
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| The Meg | 19 | Aug 29, 2018 | |
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| Mission: Impossible - Fallout | 34 | Aug 22, 2018 | |
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| Ocean's Eight | 14 | Jul 12, 2018 | |
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| Last Night | 16 | Jul 1, 2018 | |
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| Isle of Dogs | 4 | Jun 30, 2018 | |
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| Red Sparrow | 18 | Jun 20, 2018 | |
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| Avengers: Infinity War [Infinite Authors' Cut] | 39 | May 18, 2018 | |
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| Avengers: Infinity War | 63 | May 16, 2018 | |
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| The Avengers (1998) | 27 | May 14, 2018 | |
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| Mom and Dad | 2 | Apr 28, 2018 | |
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| Pi | 8 | Apr 24, 2018 | |
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| Dark City | 35 | Apr 10, 2018 | |
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| The Hitman's Bodyguard | 14 | Mar 20, 2018 | |
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| The Cloverfield Paradox | 18 | Mar 7, 2018 | |
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| Bright | 20 | Feb 25, 2018 | |
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| 7 Sisters (What Happened to Monday?) | 19 | Jan 17, 2018 | |
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| Star Wars: The Last Jedi [Authors' Cut] | 4 | Dec 30, 2017 | |
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| Star Wars: The Last Jedi | 110 | Dec 27, 2017 | |
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| Atomic Blonde | 80 | Dec 13, 2017 | |
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| Justice League | 100 | Dec 6, 2017 | |
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| xXx: The Return of Xander Cage | 2 | Nov 30, 2017 | |
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| Baby Driver | 27 | Nov 29, 2017 | |
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| Thor: Ragnarok | 49 | Nov 22, 2017 | |
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| Blade Runner 2049 | 37 | Nov 9, 2017 | |
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| Blade Runner | 33 | Nov 7, 2017 | |
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| mother! | 23 | Oct 18, 2017 | |
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| Maximum Overdrive | 23 | Oct 10, 2017 | |
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| Deepwater Horizon | 4 | Sep 30, 2017 | |
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| Logan Lucky | 5 | Sep 20, 2017 | |
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| Jack Reacher: Never Go Back | 14 | Sep 12, 2017 | |
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| The Belko Experiment | 24 | Aug 24, 2017 | |
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| Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | 24 | Aug 17, 2017 | |
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| Spider-Man: Homecoming | 188 | Jul 26, 2017 | |
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| The B Side: Elsa Dorfman's Portrait Photography | 10 | Jul 26, 2017 | |
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| Raw | 8 | Jul 11, 2017 | |
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| The Accountant | 16 | Jul 6, 2017 | |
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| Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 [Author's Cut] | 3 | Jun 24, 2017 | |
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| Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 | 33 | Jun 22, 2017 | |
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| Mechanic: Resurrection | 14 | May 25, 2017 | |
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| Westworld (1973) | 7 | Mar 29, 2017 | |
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| John Wick: Chapter 2 | 28 | Mar 23, 2017 | |
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| Resident Evil: The Final Chapter | 24 | Mar 16, 2017 | |
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| Split | 40 | Feb 22, 2017 | |
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| Hell or High Water | 18 | Feb 7, 2017 | |
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| Passengers | 36 | Jan 19, 2017 |  |
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| Rogue One: a Star Wars Story [Author's Cut] | 1 | Dec 31, 2016 | |
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| Rogue One: a Star Wars Story | 61 | Dec 28, 2016 | |
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| A Balloon for Ben | 7 | Dec 28, 2016 | |
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| Arrival | 24 | Dec 22, 2016 | |
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| Doctor Strange | 38 | Dec 7, 2016 | |
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| The Magnificent Seven (2016) | 13 | Dec 1, 2016 | |
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| Into the Forest | 5 | Nov 9, 2016 | |
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| Airport '77 | 5 | Oct 11, 2016 | |
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| Morgan | 12 | Sep 21, 2016 | |
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| Train to Busan | 15 | Sep 1, 2016 | |
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| Star Trek: The Motion Picture | 10 | Aug 16, 2016 | |
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| Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice [Ultimate Edition] | 13 | Jul 30, 2016 | |
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| The Witch | 16 | Jul 21, 2016 | |
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| Independence Day: Resurgence | 24 | Jul 13, 2016 | |
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| Captain America: Civil War | 98 | May 25, 2016 | |
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| Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice | 161 | Apr 13, 2016 | |
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| Sicario | 7 | Feb 27, 2016 | |
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| The Big Short | 12 | Feb 4, 2016 | |
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| The Revenant | 33 | Jan 28, 2016 | |
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| Star Wars: The Force Awakens [Author's Cut] | 16 | Jan 20, 2016 | |
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| Star Wars: The Force Awakens | 89 | Jan 20, 2016 |  |
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| Spectre | 26 | Dec 16, 2015 | |
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| Locke | 8 | Nov 24, 2015 | |
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| The Martian | 43 | Nov 4, 2015 | |
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| Big Game | 8 | Sep 26, 2015 | |
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| Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation | 47 | Aug 27, 2015 | |
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| Ant-Man | 32 | Aug 21, 2015 |  |
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| Terminator: Genisys | 34 | Jul 23, 2015 | |
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| Terminator: Genisys [Author's Cut] | 2 | Jul 22, 2015 | |
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| Mad Max: Fury Road | 66 | Jun 25, 2015 | |
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| San Andreas | 23 | Jun 17, 2015 | |
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| Avengers: Age of Ultron [Author's Cut] | 1 | May 26, 2015 | |
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| Avengers: Age of Ultron | 59 | May 26, 2015 | |
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| Inherent Vice | 11 | May 14, 2015 | |
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| Under the Skin | 25 | Apr 28, 2015 | |
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| Left Behind (2014) | 14 | Apr 1, 2015 | |
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| Jupiter Ascending | 38 | Mar 26, 2015 | |
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| Birdman | 56 | Feb 26, 2015 | |
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| Boyhood | 21 | Feb 24, 2015 |  |
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| The F Word (What If) | 16 | Feb 12, 2015 | |
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| The Imitation Game | 24 | Jan 29, 2015 | |
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| John Wick | 45 | Dec 30, 2014 | |
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| 3 Days to Kill | 2 | Dec 13, 2014 | |
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| Interstellar | 131 | Nov 26, 2014 | |
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| I, Frankenstein | 24 | Oct 27, 2014 | |
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| Snowpiercer | 34 | Sep 24, 2014 | |
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| Red Riding Trilogy | 9 | Sep 24, 2014 | |
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| Guardians of the Galaxy | 58 | Aug 20, 2014 | |
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| Edge of Tomorrow | 77 | Aug 14, 2014 | |
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| They Came Together | 14 | Aug 12, 2014 | |
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| The Raid 2: Berandal | 15 | Jul 1, 2014 | |
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| X-Men: Days of Future Past | 157 | Jun 19, 2014 | |
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| Godzilla (2014) | 86 | Jun 12, 2014 | |
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| The Wolf of Wall Street | 61 | May 28, 2014 | |
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| Captain Phillips | 1 | Apr 29, 2014 | |
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| Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit | 11 | Apr 8, 2014 | |
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| RoboCop (1987) | 28 | Mar 4, 2014 | |
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| The Colony | 13 | Feb 25, 2014 | |
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| Inside Llewyn Davis | 11 | Feb 18, 2014 | |
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| Escape Plan | 16 | Feb 4, 2014 | |
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| The Secret Life of Walter Mitty | 15 | Jan 23, 2014 | |
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| Thor: The Dark World | 66 | Dec 18, 2013 | |
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| Riddick | 21 | Nov 20, 2013 | |
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| Gravity | 63 | Nov 6, 2013 | |
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| The World's End | 36 | Oct 9, 2013 | |
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| Elysium | 2 | Sep 12, 2013 | |
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| Parker | 16 | Aug 20, 2013 | |
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| Pacific Rim | 1 | Aug 1, 2013 | |
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| World War Z | 65 | Jul 11, 2013 | |
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| Now You See Me | 34 | Jul 4, 2013 | |
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| Iron Man 3 | 59 | Jun 12, 2013 |  |
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| Oblivion | 1 | May 16, 2013 | |
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| Take Shelter | 1 | Apr 30, 2013 | |
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| Let the Bullets Fly | 16 | Apr 23, 2013 | |
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| Sound of Noise | 10 | Apr 23, 2013 | |
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| The Last Stand | 2 | Apr 4, 2013 | |
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| Raiders of the Lost Ark | 30 | Feb 26, 2013 | |
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| The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey | 64 | Feb 7, 2013 | |
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| Life of Pi | 30 | Jan 8, 2013 | |
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| Tower Heist | 9 | Dec 25, 2012 | |
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| Skyfall | 81 | Dec 4, 2012 | |
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| Aliens | 1 | Nov 7, 2012 | |
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| Resident Evil: Retribution | 36 | Oct 25, 2012 | |
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| The Expendables 2 | 27 | Sep 18, 2012 | |
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| The Dark Knight Rises | 113 | Aug 23, 2012 | |
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| Cosmopolis | 35 | Aug 21, 2012 | |
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| Battleship | 64 | Jul 4, 2012 | |
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| Lockout | 19 | May 10, 2012 | |
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| The Raid: Redemption | 27 | Apr 26, 2012 | |
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| Chronicle | 30 | Mar 22, 2012 | |
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| Red State | 17 | Feb 21, 2012 | |
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| Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol | 40 | Jan 12, 2012 | |
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| Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy | 32 | Jan 6, 2012 | |
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| Hobo With a Shotgun | 21 | Nov 23, 2011 | |
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| The Thing (2011) | 36 | Oct 31, 2011 | |
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| Gooby | 27 | Oct 31, 2011 | |
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| Moneyball | 46 | Oct 19, 2011 | |
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| Drive Angry | 35 | Sep 28, 2011 | |
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| Fright Night | 39 | Sep 8, 2011 | |
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| Cowboys & Aliens | 68 | Aug 24, 2011 | |
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| The Tourist | 37 | Aug 16, 2011 | |
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| X-Men: First Class | 136 | Aug 3, 2011 | |
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| Super 8 | 62 | Jul 20, 2011 | |
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| The Mechanic | 35 | Jun 21, 2011 | |
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| Jonah Hex | 27 | Jun 10, 2011 | |
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| Bridesmaids | 44 | Jun 10, 2011 | |
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| The Hustler | 35 | Jun 1, 2011 | |
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| Resident Evil: Afterlife | 34 | May 16, 2011 | |
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| Source Code | 29 | May 9, 2011 | |
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| Paul | 24 | Apr 25, 2011 | |
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| Battle: Los Angeles | 1 | Apr 20, 2011 | |
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| S.W.A.T. | 4 | Sep 8, 2003 | |
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| Treasure Planet | 5 | Dec 27, 2002 | |
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| Minority Report | 1 | Jul 21, 2002 | |
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| Blade 2 | 4 | Apr 22, 2002 | |
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| The Time Machine | 7 | Apr 8, 2002 | |
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| The Gift (2000) | 4 | Feb 9, 2001 | |
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| Saving Grace | 0 | Oct 1, 2000 | |
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| Space Cowboys | 3 | Aug 11, 2000 | |
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| U-571 | 1 | Apr 21, 2000 | |
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| Mission to Mars | 5 | Mar 10, 2000 | |
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| Titanic | 42 | Mar 10, 2000 | |
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| Topsy-Turvy | 2 | Jan 21, 2000 | |
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| End of Days | 5 | Nov 24, 1999 | |
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| The Messenger | 3 | Nov 12, 1999 | |
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| The Insider | 2 | Nov 5, 1999 | |
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| Independence Day | 30 | Oct 24, 1999 | |
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| Bringing Out the Dead | 2 | Oct 22, 1999 | |
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| Bowfinger | 4 | Aug 13, 1999 | |
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| eXistenZ | 6 | May 23, 1999 | |
