"Okay wall, listen up. Either you tell me the way outta here or else."

ESCAPE PLAN 3: THE EXTRACTORS

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FADE IN:

A rollercoaster graphic announces that VVS FILMS together with SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT, a LIONSGATE COMPANY, is pleased to present a GRINDSTONE ENTERTAINMENT GROUP film in conjunction with EFO FILMS and LEOMUS GROUP who now bring us a DIAMOND FILM PRODUCTION who alongside HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE'S MORE, THE FYZZ IS IN ON THIS AND OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD INGENIOUS TOO AND GODDAMMIT WE'RE STILL NOT DONE, MOVIEPASS FILMS WHO THE FUCK IS THAT, JESUS H CHRIST DID ANYBODY NOT FINANCE THIS PIECE OF SHIT

EXT. MANSFIELD, OHIO

There are many buildings in MANSFIELD, OHIO. Many PEOPLE and BUILDINGS and STOCK FOOTAGE mill about. In one crummy ass building, businesswoman MALESE JOW is negotiating a deal but requires her father's signoff.

MALESE'S DAD

(oh phone)

Sorry I couldn't talk earlier, we've been busy desperately trying to link this garbage to the other Escape Plan movies. Anyway yeah, go for it.

Following the deal, MALESE goes to her private jet with her personal bodyguard, HARRY SHUM JR.

HARRY SHUM JR.

Hm, something is amiss. That guy's pants are too short. That guy's jacket doesn't quite fit. Either they were hired last-minute and had to borrow uniforms, or they're evil... well better err on the side of WAILING ON SOME MOTHERFUCKERS

(fights!)

Rather than draw his sidearm, HARRY beats up like TEN GUYS ONE-BY-ONE while another guy patiently waits and then draws his gun and gets the drop on HARRY without even moving, so awesome grasp of battle tactics there HARRY. They knock him out and kidnap MALESE!

DEVON SAWA

(entering, evilly)

Heh heh heh. Now to leave this thumb drive with Sly Stallone's name on it heh heh so everyone's figured out we're doing like last time, right? Stallone is the lead in name only, while we get Asian actors who can actually run and fight to carry this thing? Yep, that's our formula now.

DAVE BAUTISTA

Plus a few scenes where I do something.

(waves to camera)

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word

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