FADE IN:

INT. NEW YORK

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES meets WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

I am materialistic and shallow. If only I had somebody to love.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

Love me.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

Yes. I do love you. You make my heart sing. You make my life whole. I no longer need to be materialistic and shallow.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

I'm dying.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

You can't. I love you.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

Let's not focus on it. Let's enjoy what little time we have.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

Okay. I love you. Smoochy smoochy.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

I'm dead now.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

I truly learned how to love.

END