The Very Abridged Script
FADE IN:
EXT. LOS ANGELES
PAUL RUDD proposes to his girlfriend, KAREN FILIPELLI.
KAREN FILIPELLI
I'm so excited to marry you, Blandy McNobody! Who is going to be your best man?
PAUL RUDD
Oh no, I don't have any really good male friends, so I have no best man! What a humorously relatable situation! I'll go ask my brother, Andy Samberg, for advice!
KAREN FILIPELLI
Wait, you have a brother?
PAUL RUDD
Yeah. He's gay, which is funny.
KAREN FILIPELLI
Why not just make him your best man?
PAUL RUDD
Oh. Er, right. That was easy. I guess the movie's over.
KAREN FILIPELLI
Guess so.
JASON SEGEL
Am I the new Will Ferrell yet?
END