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LOCK, STOCK, & TWO SMOKING BARRELS

The Very Abridged Script

written by

Rod

Movie:

September 5, 1999

The Editing Room

https://the-editing-room.com/s#ckkbg

FADE IN:

INT. YELLOW-TINTED LOCATION IN LONDON

SOMEBODY

Blimey.

He is SHOT.

END

About Rod

Rod is the founder of The Editing Room, having started the web site in 1998 after seeing “Godzilla” and being compelled to express his hatred. Many of which have appeared in Total Film magazine and Cracked.com, where the formatting got completely fucked up and ruined everything.

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