Mamma Mia: The Abridged Script
By Courtney Enlow | Oct 28th, 2008 |
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Streep and Brosnan teach a Masters class on running musical cliches into the ground.
[Editor's Note: Completing the month of contributed scripts is Courtney Enlow, who writes for Hobo Trashcan and Rifftrax. Courtney tolerated a musical about a wedding, which I believe garners her an automatic nomination for sainthood. -Rod]
Courtney Enlow is a writer living in Chicago and working as a corporate shill to pay the bills. You can read her column “Outside of the In-Crowd” at Hobo Trashcan. She is also a contributing writer for Rifftrax from some of the guys who brought us Mystery Science Theater 3000. Thanks so much, Rod, for letting me abridge this amazing* film!
*shakes head no.
FADE IN:
EXT. GREECE
AMANDA SEYFRIED is mailing letters while shrouded in SPARKLY MYSTERY.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
(singing)
I have a dream, that I’ll be the only person in this movie with any singing ability at all, thereby making me seem completely out of place.
QUICK CUT TO:
EXTS. STOCKHOLM, LONDON, NEW YORK
STELLAN SKARSGARD, COLIN FIRTH and PIERCE BROSNAN get ready to go places while the opening bars of “Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)” play louder than is necessary. Michael Bay writes down the sound mixer’s phone number.
INT. MAMMA MIA TITLE CARD
Glitter explodes, the audience is blinded.
EXT. GREECE
AMANDA SEYFRIED and BRITISH FRIEND and SCOTTISH FRIEND scream like sorority girls and then do some chant that would embarass the cast of St. Elmo’s Fire. The audience is now deaf too.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
I have a secret to tell you guys, and it isn’t that I spend the entire movie smiling like a lobotomy patient. I found my mom’s diary from when she had me and read it and discovered that my mom boned three guys in one week and one of them is probably my dad!
BRITISH FRIEND
Wow, your mom’s a whore.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
Anyway, so I wrote them all letters and invited them to my wedding so my father can give me away!
SCOTTISH FRIEND
(beat)
There’s a lot wrong with this whole premise.
BRITISH FRIEND
And a nice slap in the face to the single mother who raised you.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
Anyway, let’s sing!
(sings)
Honey, honey, mom’s a hooker…
MERYL STREEP wanders in and acts drunk for the first twenty minutes for no apparent reason.
MERYL STREEP
Heyyyyyyyy bridesmaidsh! *hic* What the hell was I thinking doing this?
AMANDA SEYFRIED
If I smile any harder, I’ll pull something.
BRITISH FRIEND
Blimey!
INT. BOAT
CHRISTINE BARANSKI and JULIE WALTERS ride on a pontoon with goats and chickens and monkfish and old people.
DIRECTOR PHYLLIDA LLOYD
Greeks are so quaint and wacky!
NIA VARDALOS
Didn’t I already do this?
CHRISTINE BARANSKI
Okay once and for all, will someone tell me: am I a woman or a drag queen? This has really gone on long enough.
JULIE WALTERS
Dance, Billy! Dance!
They are picked up by MERYL and TALENTED AND ACCLAIMED PERFORMERS humiliate themselves and proceed to dance around and act like idiots and drunkenly yell backstory at each other.
CHRISTINE BARANSKI
I’ve married a lot of men for their money and I drink a lot.
JULIE WALTERS
I’m a shrill troll.
MERYL STREEP
I have like seventy Oscars.
(sobs, downs shot of vodka number twelve, fires agent)
INT. AMANDA SEYFRIED’S BEDROOM
AMANDA’S fiancee DOMINIC COOPER walks in.
DOMINIC COOPER
Hi love!
AMANDA SEYFRIED
Eat shit and die.
DOMINIC COOPER
Wow, you’re a horrible bitch to me, and I have no interest in getting married anyway. Why am I with you?
AMANDA SEYFRIED
Go fuck yourself.
DOMINIC COOPER
(looking down at her chest)
Ah yes. I love you too, my darling.
EXT. STELLAN’S YACHT
STELLAN, PIERCE and COLIN hang out and bond on a boat, despite the fact they have nothing in common except MERYL’S VAGINA.
COLIN FIRTH
So why did we all agree to travel all the way to bumfuck Greece to go to wedding of a girl we’ve never met just because she happens to be the daughter of a chick we all took it to for a couple hours apiece?
PIERCE BROSNAN
Explanation is apparently unnecessary, as 99.9% of the audience is middle-aged women who would love to believe that all their former boyfriends still desperately desire them and would travel the globe to see them, especially if they look like me.
AUDIENCE swoons, experiences hot flashes.
They arrive at the hotel and AMANDA hides them in an attic from MERYL. MERYL sees THEM and acid flashbacks to when she met them. COLIN is a ROCKER. STELLAN is a HIPPIE. PIERCE is JESUS. TALENTED AND ACCLAIMED PERFORMERS humiliate themselves by being dressed like that.
MERYL STREEP
(sings)
Mamma mia, I can’t put two and two together that my daughter invited you here as there’s no other reason you’d be in my barn. My my, I’m basically an idiot. Also, this movie takes place in present day, meaning my daughter was conceived in ‘87 or ‘88. Why in my flashback are they dressed like the year was possibly 1979, 1968 or 1973?
A TALENTED AND ACCLAIMED PERFORMER humiliates herself, falling through a roof and landing with her legs spread wide open. KEVIN KLINE smiles smugly for being the Sophie’s Choice cast member who retained the most dignity.
INT. MERYL’S BEDROOM
CHRISTINE BARANSKI and JULIE WALTERS sing Chiquitita to make MERYL feel better about being really slutty twenty years ago. This somehow works. This is evidenced by the three of them singing Dancing Queen and jumping on the bed in slow motion.
JULIE WALTERS
Please dear lord, let the audience be so distracted by how much fun we’re having that it suppresses how embarassed they all are for us.
UBER ETHNIC GREEK EXTRAS laugh at them.
DIRECTOR PHYLLIDA LLOYD
Greeks are so quaint and wacky!
NIA VARDALOS
You’re a bitch.
EXT. STELLAN’S YACHT
AMANDA prances around in a bathing suit. As none of these men know they might be her father, making this scene sweet and tender, they instead ogle the 20 year old with the enormous cans.
COLIN FIRTH
Well now that we’re all super best friends, we should probably sing too. People have had more than enough of Meryl’s warbling by now.
They DO. And then WARREN ZEVON gives birth to a seventeen pound baby. Or PIERCE BROSNAN sings. It’s almost impossible to tell the difference.
EXT. BEACH
DOMINIC COOPER calls AMANDA over.
DOMINIC COOPER
I just realized I’m barely in this movie. But now I have to go to my stag party before we get married really horrifically young.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
You’ll never leave me, right?
DOMINIC COOPER
Instead of being freaked out by that question the way any reasonable 20 year old man should be, I’m now going to sing to you.
He DOES.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
Wow. You’re amazing.
DOMINIC COOPER
Thanks, love.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
No, it’s amazing that you’re actually a worse singer than Pierce. That’s incredible.
For no reason, DOMINIC’S STAG PARTY ATTENDEES appear wearing snorkles and flippers and do a completley retarded dance on the dock. This is hilarious. Or terrifying.
EXT. AMANDA’S BACHELORETTE PARTY
CHRISTINE, JULIE and MERYL sing Super Trouper in Tim Curry’s shoes from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
That’s so sweet. Isn’t this song about Nazis or something? Also, how did I get so many friends living on the remotest island in Greece?
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, ABBA’s best song, plays for like thirty seconds. This is RIDICULOUS. For some reason, AMANDA’S friends tie STELLAN and COLIN up while the STAG PARTY literally swings in on ropes wearing masks for some strange Eyes Wide Shut shit. This seriously happens. This is UNCOMFORTABLE. Suddenly, all at once, COLIN, PIERCE and STELLAN all realize that they’re AMANDA’S father.
COLIN FIRTH
I’m your father, Amanda Seyfried.
STELLAN SKARSGARD
I’m also your father.
PIERCE BROSNAN
I’m handsome. But yeah, I’m your dad too.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
I’m overwhelmed! I did not see this coming! Oh, foresight, how you elude me. Mom, I need to talk to you because I’ve made what is in retrospect a tiny error in judgment.
MERYL STREEP
Oh Amanda, I understand, you don’t have to get married.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
What? That’s not what I’m talking about at all. I’m talking about the other mistake. How dare you judge me for being twenty years old and obviously far too young with absolutely no life experience and being a either total bitch or incredibly needy to my fiance… yeah you’ve kind of got a point. But I choose to ignore it till the end, ‘kay?
MERYL STREEP
I know what you’re going through. My parents kicked me out of the house when I had you.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
Really?
MERYL STREEP
Isn’t that tragic?
AMANDA SEYFRIED
No I mean, really? You’re almost 60. You were still living at home when you were 40? It’s amazing you found anyone to have sex with you, let alone three guys in a week.
EXT. THE SEA
JULIE WALTERS stands up in a raft for no reason other than to fall off wackily.
JULIE WALTERS
I hate my agent.
INT. STELLAN’S YACHT
COLIN and STELLAN are talking.
COLIN FIRTH
I will now engage you in one-sided misunderstood banter wherein I explain that I might be Amanda Seyfried’s father, but you infer I’m a homosexual. This is supposed to be hilarious, except at the end you find out I’m gay anyway, so this makes no sense.
STELLAN SKARSGARD
Oi! And I will explain to you that I think I’m Amanda’s father, but no one will ever have a clue just what you infer from me, and it’s never explained again. You might think I’m talking about boning Julie Walters or Meryl or my 20 year old possible daughter with huge tracts of land, or possibly that I’m just expressing how much I enjoy Vegemite.
EXT. MERYL’S HOTEL
MERYL cries and freaks out while preparing for AMANDA’S wedding, just like in every movie ever featuring a parent whose child gets married.
PIERCE BROSNAN
Meryl, you should stop your daughter from getting married. Also, I love you.
MERYL STREEP
Oh shit, you’re going to sing again aren’t you.
PIERCE BROSNAN
Yep.
(sings)
So when you’re near me, darling can’t you hear me, SOS. I literally couldn’t sound less like a human if I tried, SOS.
MERYL STREEP
Oh Pierce. I love you too.
(pause)
Except I hate you. Asshole.
PIERCE BROSNAN
This runs in the family, doesn’t it? Isn’t there a psychiatrist on this island anywhere?
INT. AMANDA’S BEDROOM
MERYL helps AMANDA get ready for her wedding and sings a song about daughters growing up and becoming independent from their parents. Certain guest writers on abridged script wesbites sob quietly in the theater. Shut up.
INT. AMANDA AND DOMINIC’S WEDDING
AMANDA stops her wedding.
AMANDA SEYFRIED
I object to this wedding. Mom, I invited Colin, Pierce and Stellan here because one of them is probably my dad. I know you’re a big slut. But I love you.
EVERYONE awwww’s. MERYL is touched.
COLIN FIRTH
I’m fine not knowing that I’m your real dad, Amanda. I love you no matter what. Also I’m gay and am having an affair with one of your fiancee’s friends.
STELLAN SKARSGARD
I’m pretty kosher with it too. Whatever. Even I forgot I’m in this movie.
PIERCE BROSNAN
Meryl, will you marry me?
MERYL STREEP
I haven’t seen you in twenty years and I only actually knew you for one summer, but yeah, obviously!
EXT. WEDDING RECEPTION
Everyone celebrates the fact that two misguided children saw the light and didn’t get married, and that two misguided middle-aged adults made a giant mistake.
MERYL STREEP
Where’s Baranski?
JULIE WALTERS
She’s in court suing Kim Catrall for spending six seasons and one movie of Sex and the City completely ripping her off. Hey Stellan, since I’m out of male characters I’ve decided I like you. I shall now express this in song form!
She DOES and ANOTHER TALENTED AND ACCLAIMED PERFORMER HUMILIATES HIM/HERSELF
Everyone dances around in the rain laughing and enjoying life. Except for COLIN FIRTH who is acting out a really graphic money shot in a gay porno.
THE MOVIE PRETENDS TO END BUT DOESN’T
Talented and acclaimed performers humiliate themselves, and a Gay Pride Parade is deep fried in glitter and polyester and explodes all over the screen, blinding the audience who just finally regained their sight from the earlier explosion.
MERYL STREEP
Well that sucked. But at least we didn’t have to sing Waterloo.
THEY SING WATERLOO.
MERYL STREEP
Fuck.
THE MOVIE ENDS FOR REALZ. Everyone goes home and has Super Trouper in their heads for the next year. Su-pah-pah troo-pah-pah.
Thank god my girlfriend couldn’t talk me into going to see this. I would have had to call in sick to work for the next few months.
Was that a Holy Grail reference in there? Very nice!
October 28th, 2008 at 9:17 amAbsoutely true about having super trouper in your head for ever after seeing the movie. My girlfriend owes me big time for this one!
October 28th, 2008 at 10:29 amVery great work for a very terrible movie.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:33 amBeing one of the very few straight men who enjoy the occasional musical, this movie blew way more then I ever expected.
I’m not an ABBA fan, though I know the lyrics, and these dreadful “performances” brought tears to my eyes for making what is normally a terrible song into something to be feared.
I wasn’t so hot on the other guest scripts. Even though this isn’t Rod writing it, it’s similar, and at quite a few points I cracked a smile. She has the deadpan humor touch. Seems like the movie was one of those made specifically to tear apart. God I hope I never have to watch it.
October 28th, 2008 at 11:03 amThis is downright fabulous! If only this were the original script, I would definitely pay half-price to see it. ;)
October 28th, 2008 at 12:12 pmAwesome stuff. I’d say the Guest Script Run was a success. I wouldn’t mind seeing some more in the near future.
So when I saw this movie, I was the only swingin dick in the theatre, which meant that everyone in the same row was clocking me for reactions to everything ridiculous in the film. After it was [really] over, I turned to my date and shouted “You told me Spider-Man was in this!”
But I guess the film was okay. The star rating at the top is about accurate, if you round up.
October 28th, 2008 at 12:15 pmI saw this on the stage and forgot everything until just now. And I wondered why…
October 28th, 2008 at 5:19 pmHmm, even though I’m sure I’m going to be forced to watch this movie at some point, I’m still glad I left the theatre when Meryl first started singing because yeah The Dark Knight was fucking a helllll of a lot better than this
October 28th, 2008 at 9:50 pmI’m so glad my girlfriend hates movies like this even more than I do! Thanks for confirming my worst fears about it and being entertaining while doing so.
Rod, the guest scripts were great; not only should you do this again in the future, you should consider expanding your site to include guest strips on a permanent basis. Kind of like how they’re doing things over at Rifftrax. I love your site, but the one thing that would make me love it more would be MORE UPDATES.
October 29th, 2008 at 6:34 amWow, great abridged script, I really enjoyed that, laughed out loud. I’d say it’s the best of the guest scripts so far Shitty movies like this (not to disparage the others obviously, but this one was just hilarious). And it makes me feel happy that I have managed to avoid seeing this POS so far, though, like Aces High, I also live in fear that my girlfriend will force me to endure this torture sooner or later…
October 29th, 2008 at 7:32 amShit! What happened there? Some extraneous bit wriggled its way into my post. I was going to say that “Shitty movies like this one lend themselves to funnier abridged scripts”, then I deleted it because that is obvious, but is seems I didn’t delete all of it…
October 29th, 2008 at 7:36 am“…the opening bars of “Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)” play louder than is necessary. Michael Bay writes down the sound mixer’s phone number.”
Ha! A random Michael Bay dig! Awesome.
I laughed out loud several times reading this. Courtney, you have a new fan.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:57 am“Everyone dances around in the rain laughing and enjoying life. Except for COLIN FIRTH who is acting out a really graphic money shot in a gay porno.”
I almost spit water on my fuckin keyboard when I read this. Great guest writer for what looked like one of the worst movies ever made. I had to change the channel when the previews came on for this movie because they were so gay.
October 29th, 2008 at 10:28 amThe only thing more horrific than this movie is the amount of people who loved it.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:30 pmThis is the best of the guest scripts so far .. it certainly has that RodHilton-esque touch to it.
Loved the Michael Bay reference .. and also .. the hints to other films:
NIA VARDALOS
Didn’t I already do this? (yeah .. how many big, fat, Greek weddings does she have to do .. anyway?)
and
JULIE WALTERS
Dance, Billy! Dance! (Actually Billy Eliot was great .. despite being another musical)
Seriously .. even Abba’s music can’t save this film .. i wonder why so many talented actors decided to make fools of themselves in this one … i mean .. surely they don’t need the money anymore..
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October 30th, 2008 at 8:37 amSorry guys; I loved the movie and it’s my leading film of the year at present; just waiting for Marley & Me to come out to see which leads 2008.
October 30th, 2008 at 10:34 am@SaintAndy:
Agreed, this has been the best of the Guest Appearances of the month. Probably also the film I’m least likely to ever actually watch, though!
Musicals? bleh.
October 30th, 2008 at 12:54 pmScottish people ARE British, you know. Why do people keep just referring to English people as British?
October 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pmWell I’m swedish, so I’m pretty much obligated to love both ABBA and this film. While I can say that I think ABBA was one of the best pop-groups in history, “Mamma Mia!” is a ridiculus, painfully unfunny campfest that I just can’t stand. And of course, it’s the most popular movie in Sweden … EVER. Everyone, especially the really old people, think it’s so funny and sunny and uplifting and blablabla. So it’s frustrating when everyone’s praising “Mamma Mia!” while great swedish films like “Let The Right One In” isn’t even in the theathers in my hometown. Sigh. Sometimes I despise my own countrymen …
Oh, and the script is very funny, a perfect description of the film. And also, Amanda Seyfrieds chest is awesome.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:13 amI do like Amanda Seyfried, but I avoided this. And I’m glad I did.
But I still have to admit this was hilarious. Thank you, Courteney!
October 31st, 2008 at 6:33 amChris – Try calling a Scott or an Irish person a Brit to their face and see how long you still have a face.
This is the best description of what is Britain vs UK vs Great Britain I’ve ever seen:
October 31st, 2008 at 7:40 amhttp://qntm.org/?uk
A Nony Mouse – He could call a Scot or Irish person all he wanted, they’d be far too blind drunk to move, let alone beat the shit out of anyone.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:32 pmAww… I really liked this film. But…… that didn’t stop me from enjoying the write-up. Great writer.
November 1st, 2008 at 3:35 pmFun guest strip; I’ve enjoyed reading these. Also thanks for saving me a trip to see this… not that I think I ever would.
November 2nd, 2008 at 7:39 pmThis is the best guest script yet. Great job!
November 4th, 2008 at 10:31 amYou fail, Stephen.
November 5th, 2008 at 6:39 pmThis script was spot on! I enjoy Mamma Mia in a guilty pleasure sort of way, but there’s no denying that it’s serving up with a huge helping of the ridiculous, and this brought out those inane moments admirably.
November 9th, 2008 at 1:50 amI tell you what. I was sort of excited when I heard there was a new Bond movie, but this is by far the worst one since ‘License to Kill’.
November 18th, 2008 at 5:43 pmMatt,
I actually thought Licence to Kill was one of the best Bond films. Some people love it, others hate it, I fall in the former camp, that’s how it is. Each to their own opinion, as they say.
But yeah, like you, I was disappointed with QoS. At least Casino Royale had a structure and a point to it. QoS had neither.
November 25th, 2008 at 2:06 amA Nony Mouse: Fuck off. I’m sick of you yanks pretending to be sensitive to issues of nationality and/or ethnicity.
December 10th, 2008 at 11:12 amGo back to introducing yourself as ‘Irish’ because your Uncle’s Cousin’s Brother’s Dog had a drinking problem.
I noticed the Monty Python Holy Grail referece … “huge tracts of land”
December 15th, 2008 at 2:06 pmOkkkk that was really stupid.
December 20th, 2008 at 1:42 pmWow. that was horrible.
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:23 pm“BRITISH FRIEND and SCOTTISH FRIEND”
You do realise Scotland is actually part of Britain?
January 5th, 2009 at 11:42 amWhat a stupid comment. Is it relevant that Scotland is a part of Britain? And do you really think that Scottish people feel they are the same as British people?
January 10th, 2009 at 7:48 pmI just watched this movie, and found myself laughing at inopportune moments with utter incredulity. “Talented and acclaimed performers embarrass themselves” indeed!
What I thought was strange was that Pierce Brosnan, for all his caterwalling and being old and such was still the classiest-looking person in the movie.
January 13th, 2009 at 6:21 pm…until he took his shirt off. Then I was clawing at my eyes.
Actually, I started clawing during a certain scene with Stellan S(stands for So hard to spell) and pretty much never stopped.
Never really wanted to see that much naked middle-aged man.
I have previously commented upon one of your other ‘comic scripts’ the dark knight and found it deeply offenisve however upon reading your comic look at ‘Mamma Mia’You hacve reached new lows in your obsecnce vulgarity! Your imennsely sexist deragtory comments about the female cast members was disgraceful especailly those concerning Meryl Streep a woman who lets not forget was in a little known film called ‘Sophies Choice’ a film was about the holocurst!!! You sublinamal rasit humour may wash with the cave dwelling scum followers but it certianly does not wash with me! You are lucky the internet does not offer a formal complaints service because mark my words I would be there within a jiffy! I find you are an appaling human being, goodday!
January 19th, 2009 at 7:05 am@ M Jones:
lol wut?
January 20th, 2009 at 11:18 pmFirst, as a Scottish person, I don’t mind being called British. British means ‘hi, I don’t know where exactly you’re from but it’s either England, Wales, Northern Ireland or Scotland. If I knew you better I’d be able to hone in on the exact country’. So to introduce one person as Scottish and one person as British is a bit like introducing one person as a man and one person as a human. The man is also a human. And the human may indeed be a man. Seriously though, not worth getting upset about. But you can’t call the Irish British. Cos they’re not. And they would get upset.
Second, Mrs M Jones, I am horrified and appalled at your disgusting rape of the English language and ridiculously self righteous opinions. You are lucky the internet does not offer a formal complaints service because mark my correctly spelled (for my side of the Atlantic) words I would be there faster than you. And Meryl Streep being in Sophie’s Choice does not exempt her from a good dressing down. Movie making is hardly a moral defence for anything. Good day.
Hmmm…unless of course Mrs M Jones was doing this for a laugh. In which case she’s a comedy genius and I salute her portrayal of a total moron.
January 30th, 2009 at 8:13 amOMG but this was SO spot on!!! I LOVED Mamma Mia, but only because I adore Meryl Streep and ABBA songs.
March 10th, 2009 at 11:11 am“Gregory Says:
What a stupid comment. Is it relevant that Scotland is a part of Britain? And do you really think that Scottish people feel they are the same as British people?”
err yes and yes, moron
March 19th, 2009 at 10:43 pmOMG that was hilarious!!!! Awesome rewrite!!!
ROFL!!!
March 26th, 2009 at 7:46 pmI think that was terrible because what if a 7 year old wanted the script so they came to you and there was swearing it in sorry but im closing you down
April 4th, 2009 at 10:19 amTo intentionally misquote Trent Raznor: I think there’s something strangely noisy about musicals…
April 7th, 2009 at 1:25 amWhat I didn’t understand about the movie. If Amanda and Dominic are going to go off and travel the world together…why can’t you be married for that? Is it against the law? Surely, in some countries, it would be beneficial to be legally married to the man you’re shacking up with. Is there some unwritten rule of marriage that states your life is over once you put on that ring (and I don’t mean in that over-dramatic commitment-phobe way) But surely plenty of people have fun and adventures when they’re married. It’s a complete fallacy that as soon as you’re hitched, right! better get down to squeezing out some kids. And honey you better get a 6 figure salary job and I’ll become all housewifey. Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks. These two were probably right to wait for a while, but the main thing was for them to have life experience, married or not.
May 16th, 2009 at 4:35 amwell, funny, but with couple of mistakes. At the beginning, SKARSGARD is NOT in Stockholm. He is in a country that DEFINITELY
looks nothing like Sweden :-P
Meryl does NOT tell Amanda about being forbidden to go back home until the song where Amanda gets dressed for the wedding…
Errors all over the place :D
June 24th, 2009 at 4:01 pmNah, there weren't that many, just a couple of middle-aged/pre-teen retards who went to see it 30 times then bought the DVD for all their friends.
July 5th, 2009 at 9:11 pmWhat was the Holy Grail refrence? I didn't see it.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:45 amhi, I actually liked the movie, but enjoyed your version more
October 17th, 2009 at 10:03 amDude, you're a genuis. I swear, my friend here just about bit her tongue off from laughing when we go to the 'deep ffried in glitter' thing. Good job.
October 31st, 2009 at 4:16 am'Peirce is Jesus.' Funny stuff!
October 31st, 2009 at 4:26 amMy girlfriend made me take her to this movie. We're no longer together.
January 26th, 2010 at 9:13 amhahahaha funny i thought it was great but it turned out to be a disaster uhgh the film is pretty much enjoying than reading this boring thing… uhhhhhhhhh
January 30th, 2010 at 8:31 amwell…i do agree that the plot of Mamma Mia is one of the stupidest things in the Universe.
However, I do not agree with you on criticizing the ways the actors act and are dressed.
TALENTED AND ACCLAIMED PERFORMERS humiliate themselves by being dressed like that.
What the hell is wrong with dressing like a rocker, a hippie , or Jesus (actually, no one really knows what Jesus looked like, so having long hair and a moustache does not automatically make you Jesus)
and what is wrong with yelling and hugging? I ll dress whatever I please and I ll yell and laugh too, when I like.
April 5th, 2010 at 9:52 amI think you are somehow way too uptight.
As for the fact
that the movie and the musical are both about a stupid girl inviting three of her mother´s old lovers to her wedding,
I do agree, it is dumb.
OMG :-O I LOVE this movie!!! (and meryl streep)
April 7th, 2010 at 1:12 pm… but I have to say this script is hilarious ;D
anyway some Comments are brainless!!!!!
OMFG! This was so much better than the movie!
{goes off to fantasize about Colin Firth in gay porn}
April 8th, 2010 at 3:04 pmI liked this film the original broadway play is better but they did a great job on the movie. Don't be so cruel. Interesting write up new things can also be good. nice job
June 28th, 2010 at 7:33 pm