Author Archive

Rod is the founder of The Editing Room, having started the web site in 1998 after seeing "Godzilla" and being compelled to express his hatred. He's written the bulk of Abridged Scripts on the site, many of which have appeared in Total Film magazine and Cracked.com

Archive for Rod

NameMovieDate
The Expendables 3 61 This entry has a rating of 2 Sep 17, 2014
Divergent 8 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Apr 17, 2014
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 3 This entry has a rating of 4 Dec 5, 2013
Don Jon 1 This entry has a rating of 3 Oct 2, 2013
Jobs 25 This entry has a rating of 2 Sep 5, 2013
After Earth 2 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Jun 20, 2013
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 30 This entry has a rating of 2 Dec 14, 2012
The Dark Knight Rises 110 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Aug 23, 2012
The Avengers 107 This entry has a rating of 4 May 17, 2012
The Hunger Games 4 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Apr 12, 2012
The Artist 35 This entry has a rating of 4 Mar 27, 2012
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 48 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Mar 15, 2012
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo 1 This entry has a rating of 4 Jan 19, 2012
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 70 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Dec 6, 2011
Drive 40 This entry has a rating of 4 Nov 16, 2011
Transformers: Dark of the Moon 9 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Sep 21, 2011
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 93 This entry has a rating of 3 Aug 18, 2011
Captain America: The First Avenger 7 This entry has a rating of 3 Aug 10, 2011
No Friends With Strings Attached Benefit 33 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Jul 29, 2011
Green Lantern 52 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Jul 27, 2011
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 62 This entry has a rating of 2 Jul 13, 2011
Thor 59 This entry has a rating of 3 Jun 14, 2011
Sucker Punch 2 This entry has a rating of 1 May 24, 2011
Red Riding Hood 1 This entry has a rating of 1.5 May 3, 2011
The King's Speech 54 This entry has a rating of 4 Mar 16, 2011
Black Swan 1 This entry has a rating of 4 Feb 8, 2011
Tron Legacy 74 This entry has a rating of 3 Jan 19, 2011
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 122 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Dec 14, 2010
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps 24 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Nov 16, 2010
The Social Network 115 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Oct 12, 2010
The Expendables 1 This entry has a rating of 2 Sep 28, 2010
Inception 3 This entry has a rating of 5 Aug 17, 2010
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 1 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Jul 31, 2010
The A-Team 31 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Jul 20, 2010
Sex and the City 2 67 This entry has a rating of 0 Jul 6, 2010
Iron Man 2 72 This entry has a rating of 2 Jun 1, 2010
Clash of the Titans 2 This entry has a rating of 1.5 May 4, 2010
The Blind Side 43 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Apr 20, 2010
Alice in Wonderland 2 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Mar 24, 2010
Sherlock Holmes 79 This entry has a rating of 3 Feb 16, 2010
Avatar 1 This entry has a rating of 4 Jan 14, 2010
2012 80 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Dec 21, 2009
The Twilight Saga: New Moon 72 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Dec 8, 2009
Inglourious Basterds 85 This entry has a rating of 4 Oct 28, 2009
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 55 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Sep 23, 2009
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 1 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Aug 19, 2009
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 55 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Aug 19, 2009
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Aug 4, 2009
Angels & Demons 39 This entry has a rating of 3 Jul 16, 2009
Star Trek 97 This entry has a rating of 4 Jun 18, 2009
Terminator Salvation 1 This entry has a rating of 3 Jun 6, 2009
X-Men Origins: Wolverine 117 This entry has a rating of 1.5 May 6, 2009
I Love You, Man 68 This entry has a rating of 3 Apr 23, 2009
Watchmen 1 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Apr 14, 2009
Gran Torino 87 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Mar 11, 2009
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 72 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Feb 11, 2009
Australia 1 This entry has a rating of 2 Jan 21, 2009
Twilight 273 This entry has a rating of 1 Dec 13, 2008
Quantum of Solace 82 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Dec 2, 2008
W. 63 This entry has a rating of 3 Nov 4, 2008
Righteous Kill 42 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Oct 9, 2008
Burn After Reading 14 This entry has a rating of 3 Sep 27, 2008
The Dark Knight 475 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Aug 26, 2008
Star Wars: The Clone Wars 65 This entry has a rating of 1 Aug 25, 2008
Wanted 1 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Aug 5, 2008
Hancock 75 This entry has a rating of 2 Jul 26, 2008
The Incredible Hulk 87 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Jul 21, 2008
Cloverfield 2 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Jul 14, 2008
The Happening 50 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Jun 28, 2008
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 1 This entry has a rating of 2 Jun 17, 2008
Sex and the City 64 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Jun 1, 2008
Iron Man 109 This entry has a rating of 4 May 14, 2008
Juno 100 This entry has a rating of 4 Apr 19, 2008
21 75 This entry has a rating of 2 Apr 7, 2008
Jumper 59 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Mar 11, 2008
Rambo 1 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Feb 4, 2008
I Am Legend 105 This entry has a rating of 3 Jan 8, 2008
Live Free or Die Hard 84 This entry has a rating of 1 Dec 27, 2007
The Golden Compass 89 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Dec 23, 2007
Superman Returns 126 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Dec 3, 2007
Halloween 1 This entry has a rating of 1 Oct 30, 2007
License To Wed 19 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Oct 30, 2007
3:10 To Yuma 46 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Oct 4, 2007
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 121 This entry has a rating of 4 Sep 29, 2007
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 87 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Sep 27, 2007
Stardust 41 This entry has a rating of 2 Sep 23, 2007
The Bourne Ultimatum 3 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Sep 6, 2007
Ghost Rider 61 This entry has a rating of 1 Aug 20, 2007
Zodiac 60 This entry has a rating of 3 Aug 13, 2007
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 45 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Aug 6, 2007
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 2 This entry has a rating of 1 Aug 3, 2007
Spider-Man 3 2 This entry has a rating of 2 Jul 31, 2007
Rocky Balboa 21 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Jul 27, 2007
Transformers 3 This entry has a rating of 3 Jul 20, 2007
Black Snake Moan 1 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Jul 9, 2007
Blood Diamond 2 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Jul 7, 2007
300 2 This entry has a rating of 4 Jun 16, 2007
Deja Vu 12 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Jan 8, 2007
The Holiday 18 This entry has a rating of 1 Dec 10, 2006
Casino Royale 2 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Dec 7, 2006
The Departed 59 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Nov 8, 2006
Snakes on a Plane 7 This entry has a rating of 3 Oct 3, 2006
Miami Vice 14 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Aug 16, 2006
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 27 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Jul 10, 2006
Click 17 This entry has a rating of 2 Jun 24, 2006
The Lake House 7 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Jun 18, 2006
X-Men: The Last Stand 3 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Jun 18, 2006
The Da Vinci Code 21 This entry has a rating of 3 Jun 12, 2006
Mission: Impossible III 1 This entry has a rating of 3 May 10, 2006
Crash 1 This entry has a rating of 3.5 May 5, 2006
Syriana 7 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Mar 18, 2006
King Kong 3 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Feb 2, 2006
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 60 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Jan 4, 2006
Domino 10 This entry has a rating of 2 Dec 13, 2005
A History of Violence 12 This entry has a rating of 4 Nov 29, 2005
Lord of War 6 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Oct 5, 2005
The Dukes of Hazzard 8 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Sep 10, 2005
Fantastic Four 18 This entry has a rating of 1 Aug 13, 2005
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 2 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Aug 13, 2005
Mr. and Mrs. Smith 17 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Jul 16, 2005
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 2 This entry has a rating of 4.5 May 30, 2005
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 19 This entry has a rating of 3 Feb 2, 2005
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 1 This entry has a rating of 5 Feb 2, 2005
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 40 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Feb 2, 2005
National Treasure 27 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Dec 23, 2004
The Village 14 This entry has a rating of 2 Dec 3, 2004
The Grudge 10 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Dec 2, 2004
The Matrix Revolutions 14 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Sep 8, 2004
King Arthur 15 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Sep 4, 2004
Catwoman 1 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Sep 4, 2004
The Day After Tomorrow 23 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Aug 5, 2004
Van Helsing 21 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Jun 9, 2004
Cold Mountain 5 This entry has a rating of 3.5 May 27, 2004
Kill Bill Volume 2 25 This entry has a rating of 4 May 27, 2004
The Passion of the Christ 31 This entry has a rating of 0.5 May 27, 2004
The Cat In The Hat 10 This entry has a rating of 1 Feb 6, 2004
The Last Samurai 10 This entry has a rating of 4 Feb 6, 2004
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 13 This entry has a rating of 4 Nov 9, 2003
Underworld 6 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Nov 9, 2003
Anger Management 9 This entry has a rating of 1 Aug 13, 2003
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 12 This entry has a rating of 2 Aug 13, 2003
Dreamcatcher 4 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Jun 6, 2003
The Matrix Reloaded 17 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Jun 6, 2003
The Recruit 5 This entry has a rating of 2 Jun 6, 2003
Daredevil 1 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Mar 2, 2003
8 Mile 22 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Feb 9, 2003
Catch Me If You Can 11 This entry has a rating of 4 Feb 9, 2003
Chicago 1 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Feb 9, 2003
Gangs of New York 14 This entry has a rating of 4 Jan 14, 2003
Die Another Day 11 This entry has a rating of 3 Dec 16, 2002
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 16 This entry has a rating of 4 Dec 16, 2002
Red Dragon 4 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Dec 8, 2002
xXx 5 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Oct 26, 2002
Signs 18 This entry has a rating of 4 Sep 9, 2002
Men In Black 2 1 This entry has a rating of 2 Aug 2, 2002
Spider-Man 32 This entry has a rating of 4 Jul 3, 2002
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 1 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Jun 6, 2002
Panic Room 6 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Apr 28, 2002
A Beautiful Mind 1 This entry has a rating of 3 Mar 28, 2002
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 48 This entry has a rating of 2 Feb 11, 2002
Vanilla Sky 8 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Feb 11, 2002
Zoolander 10 This entry has a rating of 3 Oct 11, 2001
American Pie 2 8 This entry has a rating of 3 Aug 13, 2001
Osmosis Jones 2 This entry has a rating of 2 Aug 13, 2001
Planet of the Apes 8 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Aug 6, 2001
Scary Movie 2 1 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Aug 6, 2001
Jurassic Park 3 19 This entry has a rating of 3 Aug 1, 2001
Artificial Intelligence 22 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Jul 10, 2001
15 Minutes 2 This entry has a rating of 1 Jul 7, 2001
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 11 This entry has a rating of 2 Jul 5, 2001
Pearl Harbor 11 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Jun 4, 2001
Memento 12 This entry has a rating of 4.5 May 28, 2001
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi 33 This entry has a rating of 4 Mar 13, 2001
A Sweet Autumn in November in New York 7 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Mar 13, 2001
The Watcher 5 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Mar 13, 2001
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back 17 This entry has a rating of 5 Feb 22, 2001
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope 26 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Feb 7, 2001
Cast Away 19 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Jan 25, 2001
Loser 4 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Jan 25, 2001
What Women Want 11 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Jan 25, 2001
Bring It On 4 This entry has a rating of 2 Dec 18, 2000
Dude, Where's My Car? 5 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Dec 18, 2000
How the Grinch Stole Christmas 8 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Dec 18, 2000
Unbreakable 13 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Dec 18, 2000
Pay It Forward 9 This entry has a rating of 4 Oct 19, 2000
Hollow Man 5 This entry has a rating of 2 Oct 5, 2000
Nurse Betty 2 This entry has a rating of 3 Sep 17, 2000
The Cell 4 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Aug 31, 2000
A Perfect Storm 5 This entry has a rating of 2 Aug 27, 2000
Shaft 2 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Jul 30, 2000
Scary Movie 1 This entry has a rating of 3 Jul 28, 2000
X-Men 17 This entry has a rating of 4 Jul 19, 2000
Me, Myself, and Irene 4 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Jun 30, 2000
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 18 This entry has a rating of 0 Jun 23, 2000
Gone in 60 Seconds 5 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Jun 10, 2000
Mission: Impossible II 5 This entry has a rating of 2.5 May 30, 2000
Gladiator 6 This entry has a rating of 3 May 8, 2000
Frequency 3 This entry has a rating of 3.5 May 1, 2000
American Psycho 29 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Apr 21, 2000
Erin Brockovich 3 This entry has a rating of 2 Apr 6, 2000
The Omega Code 5 This entry has a rating of 0 Mar 30, 2000
Romeo Must Die 6 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Mar 28, 2000
Boiler Room 5 This entry has a rating of 2 Mar 19, 2000
Pitch Black 15 This entry has a rating of 3 Feb 26, 2000
Eye of the Beholder 3 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Feb 13, 2000
Snow Day 3 This entry has a rating of 2 Feb 13, 2000
The Green Mile 16 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Feb 13, 2000
Any Given Sunday 8 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Jan 15, 2000
Man on the Moon 4 This entry has a rating of 4 Jan 8, 2000
The Talented Mr. Ripley 5 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Dec 29, 1999
Sleepy Hollow 9 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Nov 26, 1999
Anywhere But Here 3 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Nov 14, 1999
Being John Malkovich 12 This entry has a rating of 5 Nov 14, 1999
Pokemon 12 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Nov 14, 1999
The House on Haunted Hill 8 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Nov 5, 1999
Fight Club 34 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Oct 20, 1999
Stir of Echoes 4 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Oct 3, 1999
Stigmata 3 This entry has a rating of 2 Sep 12, 1999
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels 31 This entry has a rating of 3 Sep 5, 1999
In Dreams 1 This entry has a rating of 1 Sep 4, 1999
Teaching Mrs. Tingle 11 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Aug 23, 1999
The Sixth Sense 15 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Aug 16, 1999
Mystery Men 1 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Aug 7, 1999
The Blair Witch Project 15 This entry has a rating of 3 Aug 6, 1999
Affliction 1 This entry has a rating of 3 Jul 31, 1999
Speed 9 This entry has a rating of 4 Jul 24, 1999
Drop Dead Gorgeous 5 This entry has a rating of 3 Jul 23, 1999
Arlington Road 3 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Jul 12, 1999
The Mummy 25 This entry has a rating of 1 Jul 6, 1999
Big Daddy 9 This entry has a rating of 2 Jul 1, 1999
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut 14 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Jul 1, 1999
Austin Powers 2 8 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Jun 6, 1999
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 1 This entry has a rating of 3 May 19, 1999
Lost and Found 4 This entry has a rating of 1 Apr 23, 1999
Twin Dragons 2 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Apr 9, 1999
The Matrix 28 This entry has a rating of 5 Mar 31, 1999
Analyze This 5 This entry has a rating of 2 Mar 5, 1999
8MM 3 This entry has a rating of 3 Feb 26, 1999
Simply Irresistible 4 This entry has a rating of 0 Feb 5, 1999
She's All That 13 This entry has a rating of 0.5 Jan 29, 1999
Shakespeare in Love 7 This entry has a rating of 4 Dec 25, 1998
The Prince of Egypt 2 This entry has a rating of 2 Dec 18, 1998
A Simple Plan 4 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Dec 11, 1998
Star Trek: Insurrection 10 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Dec 11, 1998
Psycho 13 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Dec 4, 1998
Enemy of the State 1 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Nov 20, 1998
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 6 This entry has a rating of 1 Nov 13, 1998
Elizabeth 14 This entry has a rating of 4.5 Nov 6, 1998
The Waterboy 1 This entry has a rating of 1 Nov 6, 1998
Apt Pupil 8 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Oct 23, 1998
Pleasantville 11 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Oct 23, 1998
Bride of Chucky 9 This entry has a rating of 4 Oct 16, 1998
A Night at the Roxbury 9 This entry has a rating of 0 Oct 2, 1998
Ronin 4 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Sep 25, 1998
Urban Legend 4 This entry has a rating of 3 Sep 25, 1998
Rush Hour 9 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Sep 18, 1998
Rounders 3 This entry has a rating of 4 Sep 11, 1998
Blade 8 This entry has a rating of 3 Aug 21, 1998
Snake Eyes 1 This entry has a rating of 3 Aug 7, 1998
The Negotiator 4 This entry has a rating of 3.5 Jul 29, 1998
Mafia! 2 This entry has a rating of 2.5 Jul 24, 1998
Saving Private Ryan 1 This entry has a rating of 5 Jul 24, 1998
There's Something About Mary 10 This entry has a rating of 4 Jul 15, 1998
Lethal Weapon 4 4 This entry has a rating of 3 Jul 10, 1998
Armageddon 22 This entry has a rating of 1.5 Jul 1, 1998
Godzilla (1998) 18 This entry has a rating of 1 May 19, 1998