FADE IN:

EXT. NEW YORK CITY

SARAH JESSICA PARKER, CYNTHIA NIXON, KRISTIN DAVIS, and KIM CATTRALL talk unabashedly about SEX and obsess brainlessly over FASHION.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER

Female empowerment is great!

CYNTHIA NIXON

Yeah! Grrl power!

They illustrate this by having the men in their lives do unforgivable things to them, then eventually blame themselves and forgive the men. This allows them to live HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

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