The Editing Room https://www.the-editing-room.com The Editing Room has been around since 1998 and features over 1,000 Abridged Scripts for movies. Abridged Scripts are short(-ish) screenplays for films that just cover the highlights. They're like Cliff's Notes for your favorite movies, except Cliff thinks your favorite movie sucks. Sat, 11 Jul 2020 22:37:57 -0400 The Three Musketeers (1993): The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-three-musketeers-1993.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-three-musketeers-1993.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-three-musketeers-1993.html#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2020 04:33:28 -0400 Tim K. & Nick K. adventure action romance oliver-platt charlie-sheen historical chases kiefer-sutherland paul-mcgann stephen-herek chris-odonnell sword-fights michael-wincott tim-curry julie-delpy philip-tan gabrielle-anwar hugh-oconor rebecca-de-mornay musketeers three-musketeers
"I want a tunic! Chicks dig the tunic."

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Arachnophobia: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/arachnophobia.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/arachnophobia.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/arachnophobia.html#comments Fri, 03 Jul 2020 07:36:12 -0400 Craig comedy horror action monster jeff-daniels john-goodman request frank-marshall julian-sands harley-jane-kozak henry-jones brian-mcnamara mark-l-taylor mary-carver spiders
The movie had to be rewritten from scratch when they found there was no term for "the irrational fear of shadow puppets".

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Pocahontas: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/pocahontas.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/pocahontas.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/pocahontas.html#comments Wed, 24 Jun 2020 03:07:01 -0400 Jess M. christian-bale racism mel-gibson history musical disney linda-hunt billy-connolly irene-bedard russell-means gordon-tootoosis david-ogden-stiers john-kassir michelle-st-john james-apaumut-fall native-americans adventure animation family romance culture-clash forbidden-love colony musical gold-rush princess native-american colonisation virginia star-crossed-lovers intercultural-relationship based-on-myths-legends-or-folklore 17th-century shamanism animal-sidekick irene-bedard mel-gibson david-ogden-stiers john-kassir james-pentecost mike-gabriel eric-goldberg susannah-grant philip-lazebnik stephen-schwartz chris-buck carl-binder
"Fool. You'll NEVER get a decent signal out here."

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Bad Boys For Life: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/bad-boys-for-life.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/bad-boys-for-life.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/bad-boys-for-life.html#comments Wed, 17 Jun 2020 06:52:36 -0400 Craig action will-smith michael-bay vanessa-hudgens crime joe-pantoliano police buddy-cop alexander-ludwig adil bilall martin-lawrence paola-nunez jacob-scipio kate-del-castillo nicky-jam dj-khaled bad-boys
"Damn. It's been so long since I made one of these things that I've literally forgotten how to walk and point a gun at the same time."

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Outbreak: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/outbreak.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/outbreak.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/outbreak.html#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2020 04:08:02 -0400 Alex W. kevin-spacey morgan-freeman dustin-hoffman donald-sutherland monkeys patrick-dempsey rene-russo j-t-walsh cuba-gooding-jr virus wolfgang-petersen zakes-mokae outbreak
Dustin learns that the virus only attacks lifeforms shorter than 5'5".

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Twister: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/twister.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/twister.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/twister.html#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2020 03:03:48 -0400 Steph M. adventure action disaster bill-paxton philip-seymour-hoffman helen-hunt jan-de-bont rain trucks weather 90s natural-disaster cary-elwes jami-gertz tornado storms storm-chaser storm hail dodge sean-whalen scott-thomson todd-field jeremy-davies wind michael-chricton thunder thunderstorm lightening gale
Bill and Helen find out that, indeed... it IS raining men.

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The Emperor's Club: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-emperors-club.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-emperors-club.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-emperors-club.html#comments Wed, 03 Jun 2020 07:00:34 -0400 Jess M. greece school jesse-eisenberg kevin-kline paul-dano emile-hirsch embeth-davidtz inspiration harris-yulin rishi-mehta rob-morrow jimmy-walsh nick-hagelin edward-herrmann teacher classics rome greeks romans western-civilization
"Thank you for your Baldwin impression, Mr. Dano. You may sit down."

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The Blue Lagoon (1980): The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-blue-lagoon-1980.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-blue-lagoon-1980.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-blue-lagoon-1980.html#comments Thu, 28 May 2020 05:26:58 -0400 Craig teenagers romance terrible erotic randal-kleiser brooke-shields christopher-atkins william-daniels leo-mckern
It is now known that some cultures developed hydrogen peroxide before the wheel.

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Bloodshot: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/bloodshot.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/bloodshot.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/bloodshot.html#comments Tue, 26 May 2020 04:08:03 -0400 Alex W. superhero action scifi guy-pearce vin-diesel eiza-gonzalez johannes-haukur-johannesson bloodshot valiant-comics lamorne-morris sam-heughan talulah-riley alex-hernandez nanobots
"SHARING IS CARING, ASSFACE"

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: The Abridged Script https://www.the-editing-room.com/harry-potter-and-the-sorcerers-stone.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/harry-potter-and-the-sorcerers-stone.html https://www.the-editing-room.com/harry-potter-and-the-sorcerers-stone.html#comments Wed, 20 May 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Ian S. fantasy harry-potter daniel-radcliffe rupert-grint emma-watson chris-columbus alan-rickman richard-griffiths tom-felton robbie-coltrane warwick-davis richard-harris maggie-smith fiona-shaw harry-melling ian-hart
"And THEN I'll be a Disney Princess, and THEN I'll star in a Best Picture Nominee, and THEN... shall we look at your career again, Rupert?"

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