Comments on: Watchmen http://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:45:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Larry Rock 3.0http://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html#comment-115619 Larry Rock 3.0 Wed, 09 Nov 2011 04:26:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=916#comment-115619 RABID FANBOISBoo. The blood splatter is four degrees off. That was great, so were the 4D pe*** jokes and... ya Keep the scripts commin'! RABID FANBOIS

Boo. The blood splatter is four degrees off.
That was great, so were the 4D pe*** jokes and... ya
Keep the scripts commin'!

]]> By: Lawlermeisterhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html#comment-114735 Lawlermeister Sat, 17 Sep 2011 17:34:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=916#comment-114735 Thanks to the "blue balls" joke, I snorted coffee through my nose. Thank you. Thanks to the "blue balls" joke, I snorted coffee through my nose. Thank you.

]]> By: SchulzEricThttp://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html#comment-113896 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:18:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=916#comment-113896 Squid thing covered up the one big plot hole; you think it was better because of course that's fucking better. Squid thing covered up the one big plot hole; you think it was better because of course that's fucking better.

]]> By: SchulzEricThttp://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html#comment-113895 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:16:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=916#comment-113895 Be fair, it made a little more sense than in the movie. Be fair, it made a little more sense than in the movie.

]]> By: Ryan Ferneauhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html#comment-112053 Ryan Ferneau Fri, 29 Apr 2011 08:27:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=916#comment-112053 Okay, I came back to reread this script after watching the Watchmen Motion Comic, and I have to say: Ozy's plan was stupid either way, but I love the phrase "Fortress of Smarmitude". Okay, I came back to reread this script after watching the Watchmen Motion Comic, and I have to say: Ozy's plan was stupid either way, but I love the phrase "Fortress of Smarmitude".

]]> By: Guesthttp://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html#comment-107860 Guest Wed, 24 Nov 2010 08:07:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=916#comment-107860 I'm glad someone admits that the frameup is better than the giant squid. I'm glad someone admits that the frameup is better than the giant squid.

]]> By: ashhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html#comment-78939 ash Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:00:04 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=916#comment-78939 i have to agree that i was baffled that the hideous, storyboarded-from-comic-book-complete-with-ejaculation-metaphor sex scene wasn't pilloried. still thought the script was funny though. i have to agree that i was baffled that the hideous, storyboarded-from-comic-book-complete-with-ejaculation-metaphor sex scene wasn't pilloried. still thought the script was funny though.

]]> By: Cynicisthttp://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html#comment-70676 Cynicist Wed, 07 Apr 2010 01:14:23 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=916#comment-70676 I dunno, I thought the squid thing was better, since it didn't offer that one plot hole (about Dr. Manhattan being responsible; sure, everyone hated Manhattan in the US, but he was still there. Fun writeup. I dunno, I thought the squid thing was better, since it didn't offer that one plot hole (about Dr. Manhattan being responsible; sure, everyone hated Manhattan in the US, but he was still there.

Fun writeup.

]]> By: Lukehttp://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html#comment-69811 Luke Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:39:20 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=916#comment-69811 My only quibble is that you didn't mention the worst part, or the best part. To give Watchmen credit, it was an excellent movie hidden within a terrible movie. That it so say, it is Rorschash's (I don't care how to spell that) story, easily the best super hero story ever told (by a margin only measurable in parsecs), hidden within the most boring love story ever told, featuring Captain Boring and Miss Generic. Try boiling it down to the Rorschach story. Cinema really is the inferior artistic medium for Watchmen. DivX is far superior, because fast forwarding through the crap becomes easy as pie. My only quibble is that you didn't mention the worst part, or the best part. To give Watchmen credit, it was an excellent movie hidden within a terrible movie. That it so say, it is Rorschash's (I don't care how to spell that) story, easily the best super hero story ever told (by a margin only measurable in parsecs), hidden within the most boring love story ever told, featuring Captain Boring and Miss Generic.

Try boiling it down to the Rorschach story. Cinema really is the inferior artistic medium for Watchmen. DivX is far superior, because fast forwarding through the crap becomes easy as pie.

]]> By: Elizabethhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html#comment-68173 Elizabeth Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:43:19 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=916#comment-68173 But... but... you didn't mention the really awkward sex scene in space! But... but... you didn't mention the really awkward sex scene in space!

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