Comments on: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope http://www.the-editing-room.com/swnewhope.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:45:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Rjmhhkhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/swnewhope.html#comment-107695 Rjmhhk Wed, 17 Nov 2010 21:40:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=235#comment-107695 the targeting computor was fucked up by heavy jamming, beaming the plans would transmit so much data it would be impossible not to notice it, and it doesn't really advocate crass commercialism until return of the jedi the targeting computor was fucked up by heavy jamming, beaming the plans would transmit so much data it would be impossible not to notice it, and it doesn't really advocate crass commercialism until return of the jedi

]]> By: tublecanehttp://www.the-editing-room.com/swnewhope.html#comment-85798 tublecane Fri, 06 Aug 2010 06:27:04 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=235#comment-85798 "Was the first line about the not wearing a bra actually necessary? Oh fuck why even bother writing that" Because her boobs were big and jiggled a lot. Need I explain further? "Was the first line about the not wearing a bra actually necessary? Oh fuck why even bother writing that"

Because her boobs were big and jiggled a lot. Need I explain further?

]]> By: Trishttp://www.the-editing-room.com/swnewhope.html#comment-40776 Tris Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:17:20 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=235#comment-40776 I read this one a few years ago, and when I got to the following bit, I laughed until I had tears rolling down my face...HARRISON FORDHey, I can help, as long as I can do so suavely. I am suave, you see. Let me first go talk to an assassin sent by Jabba Hutt, then one building over to find Jabba actually there in the special edition.JABBAHey. I look fucking ridiculous.HARRISON FORDAlright, let’s go. I read this one a few years ago, and when I got to the following bit, I laughed until I had tears rolling down my face...

HARRISON FORD

Hey, I can help, as long as I can do so suavely. I am suave, you see. Let me first go talk to an assassin sent by Jabba Hutt, then one building over to find Jabba actually there in the special edition.

JABBA

Hey. I look fucking ridiculous.

HARRISON FORD

Alright, let’s go.

]]> By: Aces Highhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/swnewhope.html#comment-29007 Aces High Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:39:52 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=235#comment-29007 Was the first line about the not wearing a bra actually necessary? Oh fuck why even bother writing that, also remember that Biggs took fucking forever to get shot and blow up any ways, plus there was that lone Y-Wing that somehow survived the fighting, or maybe he chickened out and just hung far away till the comm came that Mark dropped the bomb and they could go home (no wonder there are so few rebels, they either retards who die super fucking fast, or chicken shits who do jack all to stop other people from dying) Was the first line about the not wearing a bra actually necessary? Oh fuck why even bother writing that, also remember that Biggs took fucking forever to get shot and blow up any ways, plus there was that lone Y-Wing that somehow survived the fighting, or maybe he chickened out and just hung far away till the comm came that Mark dropped the bomb and they could go home (no wonder there are so few rebels, they either retards who die super fucking fast, or chicken shits who do jack all to stop other people from dying)

]]> By: depechemodefanhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/swnewhope.html#comment-21240 depechemodefan Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:04:16 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=235#comment-21240 C3PO and R2D2 have a really boring conversation in the desert that slows the pace of the movie down to a crawl and makes it almost intolerable.Really; I always fastforward through that part.Hee: All the others run around and almost get CAUGHT but don’t. Then they find the princess and almost get CAUGHT but don’t. Then they almost get CAUGHT again but don’t. C3PO and R2D2 have a really boring conversation in the desert that slows the pace of the movie down to a crawl and makes it almost intolerable.

Really; I always fastforward through that part.

Hee: All the others run around and almost get CAUGHT but don’t. Then they find the princess and almost get CAUGHT but don’t. Then they almost get CAUGHT again but don’t.

]]> By: XdudeXhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/swnewhope.html#comment-19785 XdudeX Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:13:44 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=235#comment-19785 actually 1-3 weren't the better ones, the only one of the newest three that deserve any praise is 3. actually 1-3 weren't the better ones, the only one of the newest three that deserve any praise is 3.

]]> By: curve the bullet?http://www.the-editing-room.com/swnewhope.html#comment-18930 curve the bullet? Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:59:12 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=235#comment-18930 Episodes one to three were the better ones failtard Episodes one to three were the better ones failtard

]]> By: curve the bullet?http://www.the-editing-room.com/swnewhope.html#comment-18928 curve the bullet? Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:58:19 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=235#comment-18928 @ alex Fuck you that was the better trilogy @ alex
Fuck you that was the better trilogy

]]> By: Billy Bobhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/swnewhope.html#comment-15550 Billy Bob Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:09:03 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=235#comment-15550 Actually that was Wedge whose X-wing didn't explode. Biggs died. Actually that was Wedge whose X-wing didn't explode. Biggs died.

]]> By: Alex Bogatiryovhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/swnewhope.html#comment-9045 Alex Bogatiryov Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:06:18 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=235#comment-9045 Wow, the first three movies (Episodes 1-3) were not just lame in themselves, but they actually damage the good Episodes with plot holes such as Uncle Owen not recognizing C-3PO. The X-Wings did not all explode at once - remember Biggs and Luke got the special ones that never seemed to explode! Great insights - keep up the great work. Wow, the first three movies (Episodes 1-3) were not just lame in themselves, but they actually damage the good Episodes with plot holes such as Uncle Owen not recognizing C-3PO. The X-Wings did not all explode at once - remember Biggs and Luke got the special ones that never seemed to explode! Great insights - keep up the great work.

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