STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS
The Very Abridged Script
The movie begins. Instead of the traditional 'STAR WARS' logo disappearing into the distance, we see a modernized 'CLONE WARS' logo.
Instead of the classic Star Wars theme, we hear a remix of the theme.
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Instead of an opening text crawl, we are treated to a cheesy NARRATOR that sounds like the guy doing the propaganda ads for STARSHIP TROOPERS talking over overly stylized ANIMATION.
JABBA THE HUTT'S UNCLE is an offensive homosexual stereotype.
FUCK THE SHIT RIGHT OUT OF THIS.
The AUDIENCE leaves to go watch THE DARK KNIGHT again.