Comments on: Spider-Man 3 http://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:27:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Byrnenatorhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-116911 Byrnenator Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:05:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-116911 TOBEY throws one of JAMES'S PUMPKIN BOMBS at TOPHER. JAMES FRANCO (squinting) Tobey, no! It'll kill him! CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE No it won't. I've thrown two of these things at your head in this movie, they don't do shit. The bomb explodes, completely vaporizing TOPHER and his SUIT. CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE Alright, what the FUCK?Ha. TOBEY throws one of JAMES'S PUMPKIN BOMBS at TOPHER.
JAMES FRANCO
(squinting)
Tobey, no! It'll kill him!
CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE
No it won't. I've thrown two of these things at your head in this movie, they don't do shit.
The bomb explodes, completely vaporizing TOPHER and his SUIT.
CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE
Alright, what the FUCK?

Ha.

]]> By: Grayhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-116661 Gray Sat, 21 Jan 2012 02:22:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-116661 loved the Princess Bride reference loved the Princess Bride reference

]]> By: Entrodeushttp://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-115963 Entrodeus Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:43:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-115963 Awesome, dude. I laughed my ass off the whole way through."CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE Okay. I'll take the guy who has the same powers as me. You take the enormous, invulnerable monster that cannot be killed or stopped. JAMES FRANCO (squinting) Sounds fair."Awesomeness Awesome, dude. I laughed my ass off the whole way through.

"CGI TOBEY MAGUIRE
Okay. I'll take the guy who has the same powers as me. You take the enormous, invulnerable monster that cannot be killed or stopped.
JAMES FRANCO
(squinting)
Sounds fair."

Awesomeness

]]> By: Shebahttp://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-114603 Sheba Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:16:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-114603 Yes, God is very funny but He isnt a man. Yes, God is very funny but He isnt a man.

]]> By: Shebahttp://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-114604 Sheba Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:16:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-114604 how is Bryce annoying at all? how is Bryce annoying at all?

]]> By: MaerriGohttp://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-63249 MaerriGo Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:02:01 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-63249 "TOPHER GRACE happens to walk into the same church at the same time, because DIRECTOR SAM RAIMI has COMPLETELY STOPPED CARING." OMG, I just neally wet myself laughing, you are a genius! Reading this (and watching the vid from howitshouldhaveended.com) makes having seen the movie almost worth it :-) I did miss one bit, though: When the butler tells James Franco that his father was killed by his own glider, I was like WTF?!?! Why didn't you mention that TWO MOVIES EARLIER?? "TOPHER GRACE happens to walk into the same church at the same time, because DIRECTOR SAM RAIMI has COMPLETELY STOPPED CARING."
OMG, I just neally wet myself laughing, you are a genius! Reading this (and watching the vid from howitshouldhaveended.com) makes having seen the movie almost worth it :-)

I did miss one bit, though: When the butler tells James Franco that his father was killed by his own glider, I was like WTF?!?! Why didn't you mention that TWO MOVIES EARLIER??

]]> By: Audreyhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-54822 Audrey Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:51:16 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-54822 Oh dear god, I saw this movie 2 years ago and this still made me laugh like an insane buffoon while at work! You have earned my respect and adoration! *goes off to read another of your many Abridged scripts to help pass the time at work* Oh dear god, I saw this movie 2 years ago and this still made me laugh like an insane buffoon while at work! You have earned my respect and adoration! *goes off to read another of your many Abridged scripts to help pass the time at work*

]]> By: Coreyhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-53744 Corey Thu, 17 Sep 2009 03:21:02 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-53744 "Oh no! Dangling! I'm needed!" Awesome. "Oh no! Dangling! I'm needed!"

Awesome.

]]> By: Sheik Yerboutihttp://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-52093 Sheik Yerbouti Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:43:08 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-52093 Line for line, this script had me laughing harder than anything I've read lately (including the other scripts on this site). Bravo. Line for line, this script had me laughing harder than anything I've read lately (including the other scripts on this site).

Bravo.

]]> By: your disaproving elderly relativehttp://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-43996 your disaproving elderly relative Tue, 17 Mar 2009 06:21:08 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/spiderman3.html#comment-43996 "James Franco(squinting):"in every sam raimi movie there is one charachter who does NOT STOP SQUINTING the entire movie. i think its some sort of bizarre fetish." Meanwhile, KIRSTEN DUNST visits JAMES FRANCO and dances with him. Eventually, she kisses him. This sends TOBEY over the edge into PURE EVIL, illustrated by him demanding cookies from his landlord’s daughter, putting his feet on desks, popping his collar, and dancing his way down the street like a ASSCLOWN. "i think i woke up the baby that lives across the street. sheer brilliance. "James Franco(squinting):"

in every sam raimi movie there is one charachter who does NOT STOP SQUINTING the entire movie. i think its some sort of bizarre fetish.

" Meanwhile, KIRSTEN DUNST visits JAMES FRANCO and dances with him. Eventually, she kisses him. This sends TOBEY over the edge into PURE EVIL, illustrated by him demanding cookies from his landlord’s daughter, putting his feet on desks, popping his collar, and dancing his way down the street like a ASSCLOWN. "

i think i woke up the baby that lives across the street. sheer brilliance.

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