Sex and the City: The Abridged Script
By: Rod Hilton on Jun 1st, 2008 | Movie Rating: 
"Ha ha, you're right - Arrested Development WAS hilarious! How did we get a movie?"
FADE IN:
EXT. NEW YORK CITY
SARAH JESSICA PARKER, CYNTHIA NIXON, KRISTIN DAVIS, and KIM CATTRALL talk unabashedly about SEX and obsess brainlessly over FASHION.
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Female empowerment is great!
CYNTHIA NIXON
Yeah! Grrl power!
They illustrate this by having the men in their lives do unforgivable things to them, then eventually blame themselves and forgive the men. This allows them to live HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
END
So what did your girlfriend think of it?
June 1st, 2008 at 7:36 pmBKred:
She thought it sucked too. We had a hard time determining which was worse: Indy 4 or this.
I contend Indy 4 is worse, because Sex and the City didn’t ruin the show, while Indy 4 ruined the original trilogy. She disagreed, since Indy 4 was at least more entertaining than this boring 2.5 hour garbage. I’m still undecided.
June 1st, 2008 at 7:40 pmI’m pretty sure when the funniest part of a movie is a poop joke, that its not a good movie.
June 1st, 2008 at 9:35 pmI think I agree with your girlfriend, Rod. This is worse because it never was good to begin with. Indy 4 might have been a disgrace to the original, but it was still pretty entertaining, and at least we have 3 great movies to look back on. With this one, well… it just sucked. It didn’t ruin anything because it was already ruined.
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:11 amDo you hear that sound? It’s the bottom of the barrel being scraped as Hollywood tries desperately to find things to make movies out of. How this got on the big screen will mystify me to no end.
And people, this is script is to discuss the movie that’s posted, not others. Wait until Rod actually makes an Indy 4 Abridged Script before you bitch about it.
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:14 amAnd Nick, this is script is to discuss your poor grammar that’s posted, not others. Wait until passing 3rd grade before you bitch about it.
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:25 amthe only person i ever remember truly enjoying this show was a gay guy i knew in college. he raved about it. all the time. folks, i think if anything, rod deserves our pity for being forced to see this. i do appreciate the script though. new reasons to post always perk up my Mondays.
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:18 amToo bad about the penance, Rod. Indy IV made me ashamed to be an Indiana Jones fan. I can’t imagine the Sex and the City film being much worse, unless the four girls “return to the space between spaces.”
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:32 amI’ve not even dared to watch this film, I’m sure I’ll hate it. But I hate most films.
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:38 amCheck my review on my site for me hating on the new Indy film, by the way ;)
*clicks on link*
Nono, I want to read the whole scr-
Oh, this IS the abridged script. HA!
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:58 am