Sex and the City: The Abridged Script
By: Rod Hilton on Jun 1st, 2008 | Movie Rating: 
"Ha ha, you're right - Arrested Development WAS hilarious! How did we get a movie?"
FADE IN:
EXT. NEW YORK CITY
SARAH JESSICA PARKER, CYNTHIA NIXON, KRISTIN DAVIS, and KIM CATTRALL talk unabashedly about SEX and obsess brainlessly over FASHION.
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Female empowerment is great!
CYNTHIA NIXON
Yeah! Grrl power!
They illustrate this by having the men in their lives do unforgivable things to them, then eventually blame themselves and forgive the men. This allows them to live HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
END
Alexandru:
I posted this script primarily because I’m trying to develop a meme for the site.
You see, its almost cliche now for every single post I make to be met with a bunch of comments about how it’s worst script ever, and about three times as many comments bitching that it wasn’t this script or that. I wanted to make sure I kept that pattern alive.
Thanks for your participation.
June 1st, 2008 at 12:35 pmNow that you mention it Rod, I do believe that was the worst script ever.
June 1st, 2008 at 1:27 pmTIHS SCRPT WAS LIEK TEH WORST EVER!!!1!!11!
June 1st, 2008 at 1:42 pmIt’s actually pretty enjoyable for what it is.
Nice bit of Roddism. But still waiting for your take on INDIANA JONES AND THE COMPUTERANIMATED KINGDOM OF THE NOT ALIEN BUT INTERDIMENSIONAL CRYSTAL SKULL…
June 1st, 2008 at 2:19 pmAdmidtedly… that is basically the storyline - but i loved every second of the film! It was entertainment with hollywood gloss… theres not many without it! Get used to it at the end of the day!
June 1st, 2008 at 2:27 pmLet me guess Johnny, you were one of the majority of the mouth- breathing nas-carring audiences that missed all the subtle historical humor and true-to-life but always conveniently ignored ancient-alien references and thus concluded that the movie “sucks”?
June 1st, 2008 at 2:48 pmThis script sums up the TV show as well as the film. Rod, why did you even go to see this movie?
June 1st, 2008 at 5:23 pmTyallie:
Girlfriend forced me to. I owed her because I made her see Indiana Jones 4.
It was justified. That shit sucked.
June 1st, 2008 at 5:33 pmThis is without a doubt the BEST script on this site (even tops the utterly hilarious Star Wars scripts) it perfectly describes my feelings toward this Abomination
June 1st, 2008 at 6:13 pmHow the MOTHERFUCK did this get 1 1/2 stars from you? Jerk.
June 1st, 2008 at 6:42 pm