A Sweet Autumn in November in New York: The Abridged Script

By Rod | Mar 13th, 2001 | 5 Comments | Movie: This entry has a rating of 1.5

FADE IN:

INT. NEW YORK

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES meets WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

I am materialistic and shallow. If only I had somebody to love.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

Love me.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

Yes. I do love you. You make my heart sing. You make my life whole. I no longer need to be materialistic and shallow.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

I’m dying.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

You can’t. I love you.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

Let’s not focus on it. Let’s enjoy what little time we have.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

Okay. I love you. Smoochy smoochy.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

I’m dead now.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

I truly learned how to love.

END

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  1. 1
    Ashley Says:

    hahaha! i always thought the plots of these movies were the same, and i just couldn’t remember them correctly…thanks for that!

    June 30th, 2008 at 2:46 am
  2. 2
    Chato Says:

    I also would have accepted “A Sweet November Autumn in New York”

    December 19th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
  3. 3
    Mik Vance Says:

    I love it!

    March 31st, 2009 at 10:06 pm
  4. 4
    Rose Says:

    I’m laughing so hard I think I broke something.

    April 10th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
  5. 5
    billy bob Says:

    but but but it isn't a real movie!

    (notices everyone's laughing too hard to care)

    oh well

    December 17th, 2009 at 2:43 am

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