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A Sweet Autumn in November in New York

By on Mar 13th, 2001

"Pssst. Steal something."

"Pssst. Steal something."

A SWEET AUTUMN IN NOVEMBER IN NEW YORK

The Very Abridged Script

FADE IN:

INT. NEW YORK

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES meets WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

I am materialistic and shallow. If only I had somebody to love.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

Love me.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

Yes. I do love you. You make my heart sing. You make my life whole. I no longer need to be materialistic and shallow.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

I'm dying.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

You can't. I love you.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

Let's not focus on it. Let's enjoy what little time we have.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

Okay. I love you. Smoochy smoochy.

WINONA RYDER/CHARLIZE THERON

I'm dead now.

RICHARD GERE/KEANU REEVES

I truly learned how to love.

END

A Sweet Autumn in November in New York, 5.0 out of 5 based on 1 rating

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  • Ashley

    hahaha! i always thought the plots of these movies were the same, and i just couldn't remember them correctly...thanks for that!

  • Chato

    I also would have accepted "A Sweet November Autumn in New York"

  • Mik Vance

    I love it!

  • Rose

    I'm laughing so hard I think I broke something.

  • billy bob

    but but but it isn't a real movie!

    (notices everyone's laughing too hard to care)

    oh well

  • Lockanu Poorard

    brootal :)

  • Killermike2178

    I hope somebody makes "No Strings Attached to our Friends With Benefits"