The Road to El Dorado: The Abridged Script
FADE IN:
EXT. THE AMERICAS
TWO ANIMATED CHARACTERS
Were going to find gold in the new world!
They find the GOLD, but they LOSE it.
TWO ANIMATED CHARACTERS
FUCK!
END
FADE IN:
EXT. THE AMERICAS
TWO ANIMATED CHARACTERS
Were going to find gold in the new world!
They find the GOLD, but they LOSE it.
TWO ANIMATED CHARACTERS
FUCK!
END
Oh come on, at least leave a comment about the female lead’s ungodly gigantic hips. How many babies did she push through before being cast in this movie?
August 7th, 2007 at 1:28 pmAnd you forgot to complain about how this movie was about SPANIARDS in the 1500s meeting AZTECS/MAYANS (I’m sorry, I don’t know much about either, and in all fairness, the schmoes who made the cartoon probably didn’t either) in an ISOLATED city, all of whom speak PERFECT MODERN ENGLISH. Come on, in Disney’s “Pocahontas” at least they acknowledged that the Native Americans and the British had to learn each others languages.
August 8th, 2007 at 2:49 pmUm I was like 15 when I wrote this, and I do not remember the film because I was getting a hand-job!
hahahaha
August 26th, 2007 at 6:42 pmalso you should have mentioned elton john. i mean he’s the whole soundtrack!
March 6th, 2008 at 1:39 amlol this is old…
April 1st, 2008 at 9:40 pmthe problem with this being old is? Should’ve said they were illegal gamblers, I mean that’s what they were. What else do you call someone who loads dice? Not to mention in typical animated fashion, their dishonourable ways end up saving the day, how are you supposed to tell your kids it’s wrong if they are just shown that it can be used for good?
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:44 amLOL! That’s pretty much the just of the movie. At least one of them gets the girl. The other… um… the horse?
June 5th, 2009 at 9:39 am