Comments on: Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith http://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:27:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Mike Williamshttp://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html#comment-116625 Mike Williams Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:47:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=197#comment-116625 The hell you say? The hell you say?

]]> By: jediscoundrelhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html#comment-115677 jediscoundrel Sat, 12 Nov 2011 23:49:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=197#comment-115677 As a SW fan I empathise with this script...definitely my type of dry humour and yes Lucas defintely had 6 films in mind...and yes its really all about Vader coming full circle...and yes Lucas can write for shit...oh I dont know, sometimes I just wish I could wish away the prequel trilogy... As a SW fan I empathise with this script...definitely my type of dry humour and yes Lucas defintely had 6 films in mind...and yes its really all about Vader coming full circle...and yes Lucas can write for shit...oh I dont know, sometimes I just wish I could wish away the prequel trilogy...

]]> By: Fun to Laughhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html#comment-115559 Fun to Laugh Sun, 06 Nov 2011 01:27:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=197#comment-115559 Favorite parts (though the entire thing was hilarious!):HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN (furrowing his brow) You brought Ewan, didn’t you? To actually act well and make me look wooden and awful! NATALIE PORTMAN Of course not! I’m even worse than you in this movie, why would I bring someone capable of acting well here? (Sad thing is, she WAS worse than him)HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Bah, the Jedi are stupider! They didn’t know I was married to Natalie despite the fact that we live together, which Ian figured out in seconds. They didn’t know Ian was a Sith. They asked me to get close to him, knowing full well I am confused and that he’s manipulative. God, the assassin from Attack of the Clones allegedly couldn’t be sent by Christopher Lee because “it’s not in his character.” Face it, it’s a miracle the Jedi survived this long. (SMH so true Hayden, so true)The audio from GeeksOn makes it even funnier, especially "Ian", "Samuel" and "Grievous". Favorite parts (though the entire thing was hilarious!):

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
(furrowing his brow)
You brought Ewan, didn’t you? To actually act well and make me look wooden and awful!
NATALIE PORTMAN
Of course not! I’m even worse than you in this movie, why would I bring someone capable of acting well here?
(Sad thing is, she WAS worse than him)

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Bah, the Jedi are stupider! They didn’t know I was married to Natalie despite the fact that we live together, which Ian figured out in seconds. They didn’t know Ian was a Sith. They asked me to get close to him, knowing full well I am confused and that he’s manipulative. God, the assassin from Attack of the Clones allegedly couldn’t be sent by Christopher Lee because “it’s not in his character.” Face it, it’s a miracle the Jedi survived this long.
(SMH so true Hayden, so true)

The audio from GeeksOn makes it even funnier, especially "Ian", "Samuel" and "Grievous".

]]> By: Mykranilihttp://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html#comment-114819 Mykranili Wed, 21 Sep 2011 01:02:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=197#comment-114819 You Star Wars zealots are a ridiculous lot.  This piece of work was made for the intention of good humor and fun.  Maybe if the dialogue and acting wasn't some of the worst, most wooden and unbelievable of all film making this "Abridged Script" wouldn't have been necessary.  Again, this is all in good fun.  Take a deep breath Force Geeks and go stroke the hair on your Princess Leia dolls for a minute or two and RELAX... You Star Wars zealots are a ridiculous lot.  This piece of work was made for the intention of good humor and fun.  Maybe if the dialogue and acting wasn't some of the worst, most wooden and unbelievable of all film making this "Abridged Script" wouldn't have been necessary.  Again, this is all in good fun.  Take a deep breath Force Geeks and go stroke the hair on your Princess Leia dolls for a minute or two and RELAX...

]]> By: Links « The Earthling's Handbookhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html#comment-114368 Links « The Earthling's Handbook Tue, 23 Aug 2011 17:24:47 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=197#comment-114368 [...] you see Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith?  If not, don’t bother, because this abridged script hits all the main points and is much more [...] [...] you see Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith?  If not, don’t bother, because this abridged script hits all the main points and is much more [...]

]]> By: Dickshithttp://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html#comment-114347 Dickshit Mon, 22 Aug 2011 15:42:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=197#comment-114347 That was by far the least humorous thing I have ever read. That was by far the least humorous thing I have ever read.

]]> By: kevikevhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html#comment-112190 kevikev Sat, 14 May 2011 05:34:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=197#comment-112190  if lucas could travel through time, don't you reckon he would've discussed with his former self the merits of this terrible project he was embarking on?  if lucas could travel through time, don't you reckon he would've discussed with his former self the merits of this terrible project he was embarking on?

]]> By: kevikevhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html#comment-112189 kevikev Sat, 14 May 2011 05:27:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=197#comment-112189 Perhaps it may be better that these films weren't made.   Perhaps it may be better that these films weren't made.
 

]]> By: theNerdyonehttp://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html#comment-111770 theNerdyone Tue, 29 Mar 2011 07:28:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=197#comment-111770 If Starwars: the prequels were my English test, The teacher would probably have sensed the almost traumatizing horror of watching a movie series that I have loved since my first time watching get run over multiple times by the Cashgrabmobile and given it an C- If Starwars: the prequels were my English test, The teacher would probably have sensed the almost traumatizing horror of watching a movie series that I have loved since my first time watching get run over multiple times by the Cashgrabmobile and given it an C-

]]> By: theNerdyonehttp://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html#comment-111769 theNerdyone Tue, 29 Mar 2011 07:22:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=197#comment-111769 Oh really, and if the movie came out before the late 70's, like Some Like It Hot, Bullit, The Wizard of Oz, and countless, then that would mean George Lucas can time travel Oh really, and if the movie came out before the late 70's, like Some Like It Hot, Bullit, The Wizard of Oz, and countless, then that would mean George Lucas can time travel

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