Quantum of Solace: The Abridged Script
By Rod | Dec 2nd, 2008 |
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"Jesus Christ, where the hell did we park?"
Update: A commenter by the name of Phil D has taken the liberty of recording himself singing the introduction featured below. Enjoy.
FADE IN:
EXT. THE STREETS OF NORTHERN ITALY
DANIEL CRAIG speeds along the road with JESPER CHRISTENSEN in the trunk while being chased by SOMEONE OR ANOTHER. The cameraman has an EPILEPTIC SEIZURE, but is told to continue filming.
DANIEL CRAIG
As soon as I evade these random, nameless pursuers, I can have Judi Dench interrogate you!
JESPER CHRISTENSEN
Great, I have some questions for her, too. For example, why is she the only person willing to be in every single one of these dumbass movies?
DANIEL evades the WHOEVERS and the opening credits sequence starts.
ALICIA KEYS AND JACK WHITE
A plot wide open,
An overuse of grime,
A villain with water,
A franchise past its prime!
A film soon on cable,
Made just to make a dime!
A movie that you think that you can trust,
is just,
another waste of tiiiime!
INT. MI6 SAFEHOUSE
DANIEL CRAIG, JUDI DENCH, JUDI DENCH’S BODYGUARD, and a RANDOM MI6 AGENT interrogate JESPER.
JUDI DENCH
Who are you working for? And please don’t give some vague bullshit answer about working for an all powerful secret agency with spies everywhere, I’d really rather not waste the audience goodwill we earned with Casino Royale.
JESPER CHRISTENSEN
Fine. I work for a powerful secret agency with spies everywhere. For example, your bodyguard!
JUDI’S BODYGUARD
That’s right! I’ve been a double agent for the past 8 years! And now I’m going to use the element of surprise not to kill Judi, or even Daniel Craig, but this completely superfluous other guy in the room!
He DOES, then runs away to be chased by DANIEL CRAIG across rooftops. DANIEL catches up to him and they try using RUBE GOLDBERG devices against each other before DANIEL gets bored and shoots JUDI’S BODYGUARD.
JUDI DENCH
Daniel, my team has used a bunch of props stolen from the set of Minority Report to figure out that my bodyguard had some marked bills in his wallet and that similar marked bills were used in Haiti, so maybe those two are somehow related in some way.
DANIEL CRAIG
Well if that isn’t a rock-solid lead, I don’t know what is.
DANIEL flies to HAITI. Suddenly, a thick cloud of FOG enters the theater, obscuring the screen for a while. When it clears, DANIEL has allied OLGA KURYLENKO and the bad guy is MATHIEU AMALRIC.
OLGA KURYLENKO
The guy you care about for some reason is hanging out at the pier. I wish I could stay and help you, but I need to go tanning to maintain the ridiculous notion that I am Bolivian.
DANIEL CRAIG
I can relate, I have to spend hours in the steam room all over my face to maintain the ridiculous notion that I am not a rumpled bed sheet.
DANIEL confronts MATHIEU AMALRIC.
DANIEL CRAIG
You’re the villain? You’re a fucking nerd! I used to give wedgies to guys like you after getting to second base with the prom queen under the gym bleachers.
MATHIEU AMALRIC
Hey, at least I don’t cry blood.
DANIEL follows MATHIEU to AUSTRIA where he steals an earpiece and discovers that MATHIEU’S SECRET ORGANIZATION conducts their meetings via bluetooth while attending the OPERA.
DANIEL CRAIG
Damn, I didn’t think a Bond movie could have a more boring setpiece than “really long poker game” but here we are.
DANIEL goes after MATHIEU but is stopped by some HENCHMEN, who DANIEL kills.
DANIEL CRAIG
(on phone with Judi Dench)
Judi, I used my phone to take some pictures of people that Mathieu was meeting. I’m sending them to you now.
JUDI DENCH
Cell phone pictures? How am I supposed to identify people based on low-resolution images of people taken far away?
DANIEL CRAIG
You must be confused about technology. When you take a low resolution image of a face, all that happens is that the area around the head is fuzzy, but the face itself comes through crystal clear.
JUDI DENCH
Oh right. One last thing: one of the men you killed was a government agent. Despite knowing you’re the only person I can trust, I’m going to have to bring you in for questioning. I’m sending a sexy redhead with a weakness for blue-eyed blonde men to apprehend you.
GEMMA ARTERTON finds DANIEL and tries to arrest him.
GEMMA ARTERTON
Hello Daniel. I’m going to be keeping an eye on you until I can bring you back to headquarters. My name is Strawberry Fields, which is bound to be innuendo, but I’m not quite sure how.
DANIEL CRAIG
Great, I’ll take a quick break from my quest to avenge the death of my girlfriend to have sex with you.
DANIEL CRAIG attends a party hosted by MATHIEU AMALRIC.
MATHIEU AMALRIC
Alright, I’ve had enough of this.
DANIEL CRAIG
What, me following you everywhere you go and thwarting your attempts to acquire Bolivian oil?
MATHIEU AMALRIC
No, the whole movie. “Quantum of Solace”? Is this a Bond movie or a fucking poetry reading? This shit is so pretentious and angst-ridden it makes Crash look like Moonraker.
DANIEL CRAIG
We’re just going for a more gritty, realistic Bond, that’s all.
MATHIEU AMALRIC
Realistic? You jumped a fucking boat with another fucking boat a little while ago.
MATHIEU escapes from DANIEL to go to a HOTEL IN THE DESERT, because the franchise is RUNNING OUT OF SET PIECES.
INT. DESERT HOTEL
MATHIEU is meeting with GENERAL JOAQUIN COSIO.
JOAQUIN COSIO
Thank you for meeting me in my desert hotel powered by vast arrays of extremely explosive hydrogen cells. Now, why did you want to speak with me?
MATHIEU AMALRIC
I want you to sign this agreement that makes me your country’s sole water provider for an outrageous rate.
JOAQUIN COSIO
Water?! You mean the precious liquid you’ve been hoarding isn’t oil at all, but in fact water?
MATHIEU AMALRIC
That’s right! While the stupid Americans were obsessed with acquiring oil, I was securing Bolivia’s water reserves!
JOAQUIN COSIO
What a pathetic attempt to stay politically relevant!
DANIEL CRAIG
(dropping in)
Didn’t Bond villains used to have gigantic death rays? You really expect me to feel threatened by drought?
MATHIEU AMALRIC
No Mr. Craig, I expect you to die! On the inside. Of heartbreak. You emo bitch.
There is a SHOOTOUT and all of the AWKWARDLY MENTIONED FUEL CELLS begin BLOWING THE FUCK UP. Eventually DANIEL finds himself in a room that doesn’t completely collapse, so he ESCAPES and drives MATHIEU out into the middle of the desert and leaves him with a can of motor oil.
DANIEL CRAIG
I’m going to leave you here to die. When you become as depressed as me, you can drink that can of motor oil to kill yourself. Goodbye.
MATHIEU AMALRIC
Seriously? Who the hell does shit like this?
DANIEL CRAIG
The name’s Bourne. Jason Bourne. Er, wait…
DANIEL drives away but his car engine fails because he’s out of motor oil.
END
“The name’s Bourne. Jason Bourne. Er, wait…”
haha, that basically sums the entire movie up.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:38 amEven though I enjoyed the opening music, I think the new lyrics fit perfectly.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:07 am“No Mr. Craig, I expect you to die! On the inside. Of heartbreak. You emo bitch.”
Priceless…
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:09 amditto. not the best script, but rather entertaining when put next to the movie. no effort required, actually.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:18 amI could not agree with this script more – but I’ll still be there for the very next Bond movie on its first day of release.
:-(
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:44 am@w00t rodriguez: Seconded. It’s too bad for Matt Damon that he doesn’t do a British accent.
Nice script, Rod, although I was hoping for more on the hotel blowing up like a five-mile string of Black Cats.
/not even gonna mention cloverfield
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:48 ambest script iv read – so true.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:13 ameasily the most dissapointing waste of time since spiderman 3
Funny script, but I haven’t seen the movie, which would make this even funnier.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:29 amThe Bourne Ultimatum had no story line and no one thought of complaining about that. It followed the Bourne Supremacy which was one of the best action films ever made.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:37 amWhy is Quanum of Solace getting all of this stick? Casino Royal wouldn’t have made any sence at all if it didn’t have this movie to explain what the hell happened. The final half hour of Casino Royal was the biggest dissapointment in cinema history. The final half hour of Quantum was classic bond genius.
stephen, you’re dumb. every moment of casino royale was wonderful, and every hour of quantum was lame. might as well stick pierce brosnan back in the driver’s seat. so much for “reinventing the franchise.”
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:11 pm“No Mr. Craig, I expect you to die! On the inside. Of heartbreak. You emo bitch.”
Ha! Brilliant.
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:35 pmzsasz: how dare you compare this movie to Spiderman 3. Sure, it wasn’t the greatest Bond movie, but nothing deserves comparison to that sorry excuse for a movie.
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:11 pm“a thick cloud of FOG enters the theater” & “maintain the ridiculous notion I am not a rumpled bed sheet” Bloody brilliant.
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:31 pmI’m surprised that he didn’t mention the lame “homage” to Goldfinger when Strawberry Fields (I think) gets covered in oil.
Please do more scripts. Your website is one of the few sources of ACTUAL comedy in the entertainment industry.
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:03 pmToo bad, I liked that scene at the opera (one of the two scenes out of the entire movie that I did enjoy) and nothing you can say can make me change my mind!!!!!!
n shit.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:32 pmHey Nickshort I guess that means I wasn’t the only one who saw that and went “hey that’s the same way the gold painted chick was positioned in Goldfinger, nice homage but is it really necessary” and still if people are saying that this was really meant to restart the series, this movie was actually the shortest bond film and was a sequel, so it’s groundbreaking but I thought that Casino Royale was the one that restarted the series.
Still think that this picture caption was the best out of all of them on this site.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:47 pmThe lyrics you came up with are brilliant. “A franchise past it’s prime, A film soon on cable” hahaha. Awesome!
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:20 amNicely done; another piece of evidence that demonstrates James Bond has regenerated into Jack Bauers/Jason Bourne’s English cousin.
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:25 amQoS is pretty underrated.
The ‘oil? No, water!’ switch-out had a lot to say. Political or not.
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:36 am“Stephen Says:
The Bourne Ultimatum had no story line and no one thought of complaining about that. It followed the Bourne Supremacy which was one of the best action films ever made.
Why is Quanum of Solace getting all of this stick? ”
Uh, Bourne Ultimatum was abridged here as well. What made you think it was treated any differently?
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:33 amOK – For once I actually saw the film prior to Rod writing his script. While I like how Bond now solves most of his problems through the use of gratuitous violence I was not very impressed with the film overall.
Rod – you hit the nail on the head with the villain being a total nerd. He was neither convincing, nor menacing. Is it me or did he remind you of a young Roman Polanski with a lazy eye and a different accent? Also, I was irked that the scene that they show over and over and over in the trailer of Bond wandering near the edge of the cliff with a silenced MP5 machine gun was not even used in the film. The least they could have done was let him loose with that thing on a bunch of uptight Greenpeace types or something. It was disappointing.
All in all Rod another excellent job on your part. It’s just too bad that those who write the actual scripts cannot meet the standards that you achieve with yours. Keep them coming and I will keep reading them.
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:16 amPLEASE write more often!!! The scripts are hilarious, but it takes so long to see them.
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:12 pmSo, um, everything up until the desert hotel scene took place inside the MI6 safehouse, I take it.
Nicely done; another piece of evidence that demonstrates James Bond has regenerated into Jack Bauers/Jason Bourne’s English cousin.
What’s with all the J.B.s? Is Johnny Bravo a butt-kicking secret agent, too?
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 pm“You’re the villain?” Sums it up quite nicely. The guys plot was to… take over Bolivia? Dry up a few villages? They write in an all-powerful organization with spies everywhere, and the most it does is try to make a few bucks off some coup in a third world country? Dissapointing, to say the least.
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:44 pm“Nicely done; another piece of evidence that demonstrates James Bond has regenerated into Jack Bauers/Jason Bourne’s English cousin.”
Is that necessarily a bad thing? 24 and The Bourne series are essentially the models for action/espionage of the moment. I’ll comment on the script later…
December 4th, 2008 at 6:54 amryan–don’t forget Jack Black! Nacho Libre, anyone?
December 4th, 2008 at 8:59 am‘Great, I’ll take a quick break from my quest to avenge the death of my girlfriend to have sex with you.’
that’s one of the things that really threw me off. if you want to copy jason bourne (which is a good idea, bourne rocks) you should go all the way and not keep switching between old ‘i have no feelings-bond’ and new ‘emo-bond’.
and now that you mention it, it is indeed weird to infiltrate MI6 for years just to end up killing a nobody.
December 4th, 2008 at 9:38 am“OOOOO I hate every big budget American movie because I’m sooo intelligent and I understand “film”. I’m a fucking film connoisseur and I only like movies with subtitles and metaphors, no I’m too sophisticated to relax and enjoy ninety minutes worth of explosions and tits. They don’t make movies like they used to, I beat off to Lawrence of Arabia OOMMGG ITS SOOO GOOD have you tried it?? I’M SO SMART! LOOK HOW AWESOME I AM! I MADE A SHITTY WEBSITE SO THAT I COULD EXPRESS MY BULLSHIT OPINION ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THERE AREN’T ENOUGH FUCK UP WEB DEVELOPERS ALREADY!”
-Rod Hilton (actually quote)
December 4th, 2008 at 1:25 pmI see bashing the new Bond film is the in thing for film snobs right now.
December 4th, 2008 at 4:16 pmYes, it’s true that it wasn’t nearly as good as Casino Royale, and some parts could’ve been better, but some of you are acting like it was one of the worst films ever. It was entertaining, and was still okay as a film overall.
A plot wide open,
An overuse of grime,
A villain with water,
A franchise past its prime!
A film soon on cable,
Made just to make a dime!
A movie that you think that you can trust,
is just,
another waste of tiiiime!
Lmfao!
December 4th, 2008 at 7:21 pmRod Hilton doesn’t like your favorite movie because he is a film snob
December 4th, 2008 at 7:25 pmleft out a few bits in the film I thought would have been golden. but hey, I trust your vision. When he uses his friend as a shield and then throws his body in the dumpster after a heart felt farewell, I nearly died laughing.
December 5th, 2008 at 8:03 amAlso, I don’t see how Strawberry Fields is a Bond Girl’s name. lord I hope they don’t name the rest after Beatle’s Songs.
Yeah, what the hell was with the hotel explosion? “Let me carelessly back up my jeep into this 70-gallon drum of Nitro Glycerin we happen to keep in the parking garage for no reason” and then the whole goddamn thing erupts like a fucking minefield. The villains really should have designed the hotel with better protection for those fuel cells. But overall, I thought the movie was entertaining, good if you need to kill a few hours.
December 5th, 2008 at 1:55 pmoh yeah, and if you’ve seen twilight I’d like to see your take on it.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:19 pmIf you haven’t, by all means keep it that way.
I like the song, but am I the only person who thinks that the duet between Jack Black and Alicia Keys is awkward as hell?
December 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm#28: Hey, mouth-breather, isn’t Quantum of Solace a big-budget BRITISH movie?
Keep ‘em coming, Rod! The hateful comments are almost as funny as your scripts!
December 6th, 2008 at 8:21 amI find it hilarious that there are still people who stumble across this site and just don’t get it. They read half a script, realize that it is bashing their favorite movie, and make a flaming tard of themselves in the comments section. It just makes this site like a fantastic inside joke. Good script, but I still liked the movie.
December 6th, 2008 at 1:16 pmThat new bond chick, Olga Kurylenko, can not act.
December 6th, 2008 at 3:11 pmThey stopped with the death rays after they had to give Bond an invisible car in order for him to keep up.
December 6th, 2008 at 7:49 pm“You must be confused about technology.”
December 7th, 2008 at 4:31 pmBest ending to a script I’ve read a long time
December 7th, 2008 at 4:45 pmThe people (me) demand more bond scripts. MORE BOND SCRIPTS! Start with whatever the hell came after Diamonds are Forever and just go to town.
December 7th, 2008 at 5:55 pm“This shit is so pretentious and angst-ridden it makes Crash look like Moonraker.”
Wow, thanks for the warning.
December 7th, 2008 at 7:20 pm@ The Peoples Bond:
Live and Let Die.
December 7th, 2008 at 8:44 pm“What’s with all the J.B.s? Is Johnny Bravo a butt-kicking secret agent, too?”
rofl.
December 7th, 2008 at 8:56 pmI would have liked this movie a lot more if it weren’t for the sloppily interjected political statements.
For those of you who haven’t seen the movie but plan to, expect a lot of:
*a woman falls down*
random villain 1: Look, that woman fell.
random villain 2: Like the worth of the American dollar!
Except a lot more forced.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:23 pmAnd I apologize for my above inability to properly and coherently post a comment.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:24 pmRead this comment, then 48 please. Oops.
As far as spies go, my show’s not bad. And it has Bruce Campbell. And Gabrielle Anwar can, like, act.
As for Strawberry Fields, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that it refers to red pubic hair. Around her vagina. Because she is a redhead.
Works for me.
I loooove me some yogurt…
December 8th, 2008 at 4:45 pmFollowing in the lead of Eccel, I also would like to apologize for my failure to coherently post today. It’s been a couple of months since I contributed anything, and I forgot how to do everything all at once.
So if anyone cares, I posted as Michael “Weston” mistakenly, realized I spelled it wrong, so it’s under moderation as a new handle, then I wrote 48 before I realized no one would see the “Weston” post yet, then posted 49 and should have just said to disregard that.
Hopefully Rod just deletes it all, eh?
Smooth as hell.
December 8th, 2008 at 5:00 pmThe new James Bond movie is making us illiterate! I’m onto you MGM.
December 9th, 2008 at 12:02 pm@Eccel:
The funny thing is, I thought you made a great point, where as I went kersplat.
As for other points, I find it just as entertaining that Rod gave this only one and a half stars. I mean, he must have really, really hated it. I hope his keyboard is okay from the pounding it took.
As for the Bond girls, you might just as well have put Michelle Yeoh in as a Bolivian—just as believable. Come to think of it, I deeply love Michelle Yeoh, and she should be in everything.
December 9th, 2008 at 4:43 pmWow, I actually sang these lyrics to test my new microphone…
http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/12/31/576623/Quantum%20of%20Solace%20Themesong%20Chorus%20Phil%20Funny.mp3
I’m insane.
December 9th, 2008 at 9:14 pmPhil D wins the internet.
December 9th, 2008 at 11:47 pmthe bad guys plan in this movie is so lame, he controls the water so the evil dictator, that used to rape, kill and burn people alive, has to buy water at overprice so the poor people living in tinsheeds and drinking there water out of a rusty water pipe in a 3rd world country can survive???…
come on..
he has Death Squads, rape/totur chambers, he kills people for sport/amusement, but poor people going thirsty just breaks his heart in two….cry cry cry…
December 10th, 2008 at 1:41 amTo Rod.
If you’re going to abridge Twilight, you really should watch Let The Right One In, just to have the perspective a good vampire film will give. And it’s just a great movie, so that’s also a reason. Although I’m sure you’ll appreciate Twilight’s shittyness even without that.
December 11th, 2008 at 11:53 amIf the villian wanted to charge double for water he should have bought Aquafina. Bada-bing!
December 15th, 2008 at 9:51 am“I’m sending a sexy redhead with a weakness for blue-eyed blonde men to apprehend you.”
December 17th, 2008 at 6:46 amExcelent script, Rod. This movie sucked!
December 17th, 2008 at 10:31 amThank you for the laughs!
wow Phil D. you rule! love your voice..
December 20th, 2008 at 8:47 pmI didn’t think this movie was as great as the last one, but I didn’t think it was 1.5 stars bad, either. Great Abridged Script nonetheless.
December 29th, 2008 at 9:48 pmAgree with Adam. Not as bad as 1.5 stars, but that doesn’t hide the fact it was all over the place.
Casino Royale had a structure (Bond earns his 00-status, foils Le Chiffre thrice, falls for and is betrayed by Vesper, then starts hunting down the modern day SPECTRE) and a point (how Bond became the spy he was, and to show that filthy lives have filthy consequences – something the rest of the Bonds have rarely touched on). QoS had neither. By the end you felt no sense of progression – just one set-piece after another. And Marc Forster’s shooting of the action scenes makes Paul Greengrass’s action direction look exemplary. They barely made sense.
That, and the entire cast was wasted – even Daniel Craig. I still maintain he’s the best Bond of all, but he wasn’t given a lot to work with here.
Favourite script moments? Props “stolen from the set of Minority Report”. (That’s not the only thing stolen from MR – I reckon Spielberg’s film is the template for every wannabe “smart” blockbuster that’s come along since, including Nolan’s Batman films.) Mocking Olga Kurylenko’s Bolivian look. (She’s far nicer without the tan, seriously.)
Making out Mathieu Amalric to be a nerd (which he was, in the film – yet another good actor wasted). Not to mention pointing out what the new Bond owes to the Bourne franchise, or even the new song lyrics…
Although I would argue that the “Oilfinger” moment should have been mocked too. That aside, another job well done.
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:10 pmPerhaps you should watch this video I made, criticizing QoS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqTkd9D5JjE
I really loved the script, but I would add something about Almaric’s screams, Mathis’ mistery unrevealed, product placement and Vesper’s ex.
January 3rd, 2009 at 8:57 am“Oilfinger”?, Naughty naughty.
January 6th, 2009 at 6:48 amThanks Si, Thanks Rod.
Bless You all. Happy New Year and stuff.
even for “The logical one”.
Luis:
Your review was excellently done. I’m with you on the MK12 designed titles (they need to bring Daniel Kleinman back), although “Another Way To Die” has since grown on me. It seemed petty initially that you were complaining about the different fonts for each town, but I agree with you there too… to me, it seemed like the producers were trying too hard to be hip and stylish.
Your product placement complaint doesn’t quite hold water though. A few Sony Ericsson phones and VAIO laptops? Hey, I put up with them in Casony Royale (yes, you heard that correctly), and I put up with them here. I say this because many other good films – particularly Minority Report – are far greater offenders in this area. As for Bond and product placement, you’re best saving your complaints for Moonraker. (7-UP, Seiko, Marlboro and British Airways billboards are all thrown in your face during a major chase. You thought Quantum Of Sony (sic) was bad?)
You’re right about Mathis, though. And Amalric. What a waste of talent.
And yes, Gemma Arterton isn’t around for long enough…
January 7th, 2009 at 4:39 pmI have a better, shorter one
Fade In:
Felix Leiter is Black
M is Still the chick from Goldeneye
Bond Universe IMPLODES
END
January 10th, 2009 at 5:14 pmThat song is HILARIOUS. Good job.
January 14th, 2009 at 6:14 pmsong was awesome lol
January 20th, 2009 at 8:47 amThat was hilarious. I actually liked the movie, and I think 1 and a half stars is pretty harsh, but damned if you aren’t a brilliant comedian.
May 25th, 2009 at 2:40 pmHilarious again. Liked the stuff round the poker table. The way they show the game in films is ridculous.
I’ve parodied a couple of the older bond films
Tommorow never dies
http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Satire/James-Bond-Tomorrow-Never-Dies-First-Draft-Parody-Script.661261
and Goldeneye
http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/James-Bond-Goldenneye-First-Draft-Parody-Script.665187
June 5th, 2009 at 4:17 amwould like to know what you think?
Had a shot at writing my own version of a Quantum of Solace script.
Slightly inspired by Rod’s but still highly original.
http://www.smellybroom.com/2008/12/12/smellybroom-script-quantum-of-solace/
June 25th, 2009 at 4:33 pmBloody Brilliant! Now this version . . . I'd even buy on bluray!
July 31st, 2009 at 6:05 pmI also like how they have this whole secret organization that is evil and evrything set up in the beginning only to have it virtually mean nothing by the end of the movie when they are all focused on the guy that stole the water.
September 18th, 2009 at 2:11 am"second base with the prom queen under the gym bleachers."
Bond is British ffs! He'd be snogging the fittest bird behind the bike sheds.
February 11th, 2010 at 12:35 am