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The Omega Code

By on Mar 30th, 2000

"YAYYYY! I'M THIN-LIPPED MAGNETO, THE BEST VILLAIN EVER!"

"YAYYYY! I'M THIN-LIPPED MAGNETO, THE BEST VILLAIN EVER!"

THE OMEGA CODE

The Very Abridged Script

FADE IN:

INT. A CHURCH

MICHAEL YORK

I will become the ruler of the earth using the powerful prophecies made in the bible code.

CASPER VAN DIEN

No you won't. I've got Jesus on my side.

AUDIENCE

What?

(leaves)

END

The Omega Code, 5.0 out of 5 based on 2 ratings

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  • Mik Vance

    I knew I didn't want to see this silly film when my family recommended it. Thanks for saving me the headache!

  • Conner

    I'm surprised only one other person commented, that's exactly what I thought seeing this movie, in mexico nonetheless. It was one of the few movies they had to rent in english at hotel reception desk. Great parody!

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  • MovieBuff

    This was a crap movie. I mean, for God's sake, if you're gonna make a movie about the apocalypse, at least stick to what it says happens. Not make it some pre-tribulation rapture of authors junk.

    When will Hollywood ever learn!

  • Bayo-DC

    Holy Shit!

    No stars?