Comments on: Mr. and Mrs. Smith http://www.the-editing-room.com/mrandmrssmith.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:27:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Salemhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/mrandmrssmith.html#comment-108284 Salem Sun, 05 Dec 2010 19:46:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=164#comment-108284 When I first saw a promo for this movie, I knew exactly what the plot would be. Never saw it, and after reading this, I'm glad i didn't. When I first saw a promo for this movie, I knew exactly what the plot would be. Never saw it, and after reading this, I'm glad i didn't.

]]> By: CaptainADDhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/mrandmrssmith.html#comment-55374 CaptainADD Fri, 16 Oct 2009 06:49:12 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=164#comment-55374 I enjoyed this movie, but 4.5/5 stars? Really? I'd have put it around 2.5. I enjoyed this movie, but 4.5/5 stars? Really? I'd have put it around 2.5.

]]> By: OBihttp://www.the-editing-room.com/mrandmrssmith.html#comment-41550 OBi Sun, 01 Mar 2009 10:37:42 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=164#comment-41550 Man, Jolie used to be hot. Now she's all anorexic and bony. Man, Jolie used to be hot. Now she's all anorexic and bony.

]]> By: slamstarhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/mrandmrssmith.html#comment-37525 slamstar Thu, 12 Feb 2009 07:42:08 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=164#comment-37525 wait...why do their outfits in the picture up there look like "team america" clothes???? wait...why do their outfits in the picture up there look like "team america" clothes????

]]> By: Bigkahkistanhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/mrandmrssmith.html#comment-35742 Bigkahkistan Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:35:24 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=164#comment-35742 Haven't you guys heard? Domestic abuse is okay if they're evenly matched. It makes ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD. ALL. THE. DIFFERENCE. Haven't you guys heard? Domestic abuse is okay if they're evenly matched. It makes ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD. ALL. THE. DIFFERENCE.

]]> By: kchttp://www.the-editing-room.com/mrandmrssmith.html#comment-20479 kc Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:46:38 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=164#comment-20479 Seriously I never pay attention to any of the news about the latest celebrity couples or watch E! or any of that and I STILL hear about Bradgelina all the time!They really shove it down your throat.Theyre all over the tabloids and the media like 24/7 really is there nothing better to talk about?This movie was obviously a quick cash in with the marketing gimmick that screams "Look!its a Bradgelina movie!Come see it all you people who will gobble up any old celebrity bullshit and buy the tabloids like crazy" Seriously I never pay attention to any of the news about the latest celebrity couples or watch E! or any of that and I STILL hear about Bradgelina all the time!They really shove it down your throat.Theyre all over the tabloids and the media like 24/7 really is there nothing better to talk about?This movie was obviously a quick cash in with the marketing gimmick that screams "Look!its a Bradgelina movie!Come see it all you people who will gobble up any old celebrity bullshit and buy the tabloids like crazy"

]]> By: Christianhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/mrandmrssmith.html#comment-17570 Christian Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:49:26 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=164#comment-17570 This script would be a lot funnier if the movie was a real stupidly-made action-romantic comedy and not a satire of the spy-film genre. Everything in the movie is so over-the-top, how could that not be? When reading this abridged script, I kept going, "No, duh! That's what the writers intended!" Let me guess: you're one of those people who thought that "Starship Troopers" was a serious sci-fi film too, right? This script would be a lot funnier if the movie was a real stupidly-made action-romantic comedy and not a satire of the spy-film genre. Everything in the movie is so over-the-top, how could that not be? When reading this abridged script, I kept going, "No, duh! That's what the writers intended!" Let me guess: you're one of those people who thought that "Starship Troopers" was a serious sci-fi film too, right?

]]> By: Benhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/mrandmrssmith.html#comment-16548 Ben Tue, 20 May 2008 01:08:26 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=164#comment-16548 Heh. pwnt.Oh, Rod; your scripts are hilarious. I'm working my way through the entire archive (can you tell I'm a university student with almost 100% free time?) and all of them are fantastic. I love the fact that you can rate a movie so highly (such as Memento) yet still see the intrinsic silliness.Great stuff. Heh. pwnt.

Oh, Rod; your scripts are hilarious. I'm working my way through the entire archive (can you tell I'm a university student with almost 100% free time?) and all of them are fantastic. I love the fact that you can rate a movie so highly (such as Memento) yet still see the intrinsic silliness.

Great stuff.

]]> By: Rod Hiltonhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/mrandmrssmith.html#comment-16223 Rod Hilton Tue, 13 May 2008 21:54:14 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=164#comment-16223 Commando:I said 10 straight minutes of domestic abuse. I call the whole scene disturbing. Man Hits Woman == Woman Hits Man == Domestic Abuse. You're the one drawing a line between genders.You == Moron perhaps? Commando:

I said 10 straight minutes of domestic abuse. I call the whole scene disturbing. Man Hits Woman == Woman Hits Man == Domestic Abuse. You're the one drawing a line between genders.

You == Moron perhaps?

]]> By: Commandohttp://www.the-editing-room.com/mrandmrssmith.html#comment-16222 Commando Tue, 13 May 2008 21:47:37 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=164#comment-16222 Rod Hilton: This film glorifies domestic violence!!! Just look at the way Brad kicks and beats Angelina when they are fighting!!!Me: Actually, they seem to be pretty evenly-matched and...Rod Hilton: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! MAN HITS WOMAN == DOMESTIC ABUSE!!! WOMAN HITS MAN == NOT AS BAD!!!Me: Idiot.Otherwise, hilarious and spot on review! Well done. Rod Hilton: This film glorifies domestic violence!!! Just look at the way Brad kicks and beats Angelina when they are fighting!!!

Me: Actually, they seem to be pretty evenly-matched and...

Rod Hilton: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! MAN HITS WOMAN == DOMESTIC ABUSE!!! WOMAN HITS MAN == NOT AS BAD!!!

Me: Idiot.

Otherwise, hilarious and spot on review! Well done.

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