Comments on: The Matrix http://www.the-editing-room.com/matrix.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:45:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Anonymoushttp://www.the-editing-room.com/matrix.html#comment-116269 Anonymous Sat, 17 Dec 2011 15:41:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=154#comment-116269 I'm not syuuuuure what hugo weaving's problem is about saying words like syuuuuure and enduuuuuure! LOL great work Rod! I'm not syuuuuure what hugo weaving's problem is about saying words like syuuuuure and enduuuuuure! LOL great work Rod!

]]> By: AgentNoirhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/matrix.html#comment-115546 AgentNoir Sat, 05 Nov 2011 16:59:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=154#comment-115546 "The AUDIENCE feels very BAD ASS. They immediately buy SUNGLASSES and TRENCHCOATS and see if they can fall backwards in slow motion to dodge BULLETS."PMSL! Pure classic. "The AUDIENCE feels very BAD ASS. They immediately buy SUNGLASSES and
TRENCHCOATS and see if they can fall backwards in slow motion to dodge
BULLETS."

PMSL! Pure classic.

]]> By: SchulzEricThttp://www.the-editing-room.com/matrix.html#comment-113890 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:08:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=154#comment-113890 I'm not gonna condescend and say that you are an idiot, or have no sense of humor, but most people seem to find most of the abridged scripts on here funny.  If you think the vast majority aren't good, then realize that it doesn't mean it's not funny, just that it's not your style of humor.  That's fine, just realize that the concept is that the authors lampoon blockbuster movies in an attempt to be humorous; some movies they think are good but still poke fun at its foibles.   I personally think most are good, there is a pretty good variety in the ways they poke fun, and so for the ones I don't enjoy, I just move on.  If you don't enjoy any, then I guess I'm left wondering what you were expecting. I'm not gonna condescend and say that you are an idiot, or have no sense of humor, but most people seem to find most of the abridged scripts on here funny.  If you think the vast majority aren't good, then realize that it doesn't mean it's not funny, just that it's not your style of humor.  That's fine, just realize that the concept is that the authors lampoon blockbuster movies in an attempt to be humorous; some movies they think are good but still poke fun at its foibles.   I personally think most are good, there is a pretty good variety in the ways they poke fun, and so for the ones I don't enjoy, I just move on.  If you don't enjoy any, then I guess I'm left wondering what you were expecting.

]]> By: SchulzEricThttp://www.the-editing-room.com/matrix.html#comment-113889 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:01:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=154#comment-113889 Name one Keanu movie where he does not say "Whoa" with his typical Ted inflection.  Can't do it. Name one Keanu movie where he does not say "Whoa" with his typical Ted inflection.  Can't do it.

]]> By: Alex Baumanhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/matrix.html#comment-111127 Alex Bauman Sat, 19 Feb 2011 04:43:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=154#comment-111127 I'm kind of confused by the critics comments. Critics actually loved this movie. I'm kind of confused by the critics comments. Critics actually loved this movie.

]]> By: LucaMhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/matrix.html#comment-63989 LucaM Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:30:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=154#comment-63989 Man... I resent all those "Dude" lines. Keanu put Ted behind him long ago, it's about time we the audience do that too. But for the film critcs' lines, I am willing to overlook the 'dude' thing. And all three Matrix scripts are hilarious. You've got talent ;) Man... I resent all those "Dude" lines.
Keanu put Ted behind him long ago, it's about time we the audience do that too.
But for the film critcs' lines, I am willing to overlook the 'dude' thing.
And all three Matrix scripts are hilarious.
You've got talent ;)

]]> By: An abridged script… only more so. «http://www.the-editing-room.com/matrix.html#comment-52959 An abridged script… only more so. « Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:28:04 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=154#comment-52959 [...] only more so. After reading some of the abridged scripts on The Editing Room, and spotting the Matrix one, I parodied it in the discussion about the Matrix trilogy at Nightly.net. After a little editing [...] [...] only more so. After reading some of the abridged scripts on The Editing Room, and spotting the Matrix one, I parodied it in the discussion about the Matrix trilogy at Nightly.net. After a little editing [...]

]]> By: mightymouse1107http://www.the-editing-room.com/matrix.html#comment-51557 mightymouse1107 Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:06:38 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=154#comment-51557 Don't worry. After perusing the rest of the reviews on this site, its clear the critics didn't lose the stick up their asses. The site's creator just borrowed it to sit on in 95% of the movies he sees. Though, in fairness, it seems to be pretty far up there, so I'm not sure the critics are actually getting it back anytime soon. Don't worry. After perusing the rest of the reviews on this site, its clear the critics didn't lose the stick up their asses. The site's creator just borrowed it to sit on in 95% of the movies he sees. Though, in fairness, it seems to be pretty far up there, so I'm not sure the critics are actually getting it back anytime soon.

]]> By: Moronihttp://www.the-editing-room.com/matrix.html#comment-49329 Moroni Thu, 28 May 2009 22:09:13 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=154#comment-49329 Kudos for pointing out all the really good music that failed to make it onto the soundtrack. Heck, I think the official soundtrack even has a song not found in the movie. :) Kudos for pointing out all the really good music that failed to make it onto the soundtrack. Heck, I think the official soundtrack even has a song not found in the movie. :)

]]> By: Dominique Eats Outhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/matrix.html#comment-49238 Dominique Eats Out Wed, 27 May 2009 18:07:05 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=154#comment-49238 actually, the cool music was on the score CD, not the soundtrack. i think you can get it on amazon. actually, the cool music was on the score CD, not the soundtrack. i think you can get it on amazon.

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