These are my favorite e-mails. Please E-mail me as well, and I will publish your uncredited comment here! That's not much of a selling point, is it? E-mail me anyway, damn you.

"yr shit is tight, dawg! way to stick to leonard maltin!

::high five::

- a teenager"

"A lot of your satires are hilarious, but you could do alot better if you didn't come off sounding so bitter."

"hey... just want to say thanks for the entertainment here. I cant seem

to leave this site... the scripts are too damn funny!!! keep up the good

work."

"I gotta say, I love your site! Your a frekin genious, and terribly witty! Do

you come up with all that stuff? I especially love your Star Wars and

Teenager stereo types.....they are totally accurae! Even though I am a

teenager, and a reall big Star Wars fan, Ilove your site! keep up the great

work!!"

"Hey Rod, I love your site; one question, though, and I'm sure you'll get

asked it more and more:

Why the fuck did you choose such a fucking nonsensical URL???

I mean, it's not easy to remember nor does it mean anything to an

average person. Just curious."

"Just wanted to say that your scripts bring, how could you say it, laughter in my life. Keep on the good work. Your FAQ rules but the shit about the other stuff, you know, is quite good too. You know the shit don't you?"

"i stumbled across your site, and you are the funniest motherfucker on the face of the earth! "

"The Editing Room rocks all ass, just thought I'd flip you a quick email to

say that. I read almost every script last night and laughed harder than I

have in ages. My only other comment would be that I wish you'd write longer

versions because I'd like to keep laughing for longer."

"I just have one question for you. Is your abridged script of Saving Private

Ryan an attempt at humor or are you really the Meathead you seem to be?"

"Just wanted to let you know that my friends and I are still laughing about

your "abridged script." I have no clue how it got from you to me, but I

hope more of your stuff finds the route!"

"The.... Editing.... Room.... Is.... So.... Funny.... I.... Love.... It....

To.... Pieces...."

"The bit about murdering children for "shits and giggles" is pathetic.

Clean-up your site."

"I feel that you are an unqualified critic, or more accurately, you are full of #$@!$...Your inappropriate comments are inappropriate. Please do not take

this in the wrong way, but...SHOVE IT."

"I was sad when I heard your ending to the Passion of the Crist. Why should I care?, well you heard the gospel and probably did'nt accept it. But it is my duty as a christian to tell you that if you don't accept Jesus as your personel savior you will not only miss out on peace and understanding that God provides us with , but you will also spend eternitty in hell. The choise is yours.

'God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him will not perish but have eternal life'"

"YOU ARE A FUNNY MOFO MAN...

A FUNNY FUNNY GUY....

need....more......

later"

I love the scripts and the site. Some might call you relentlessly negative, but not me.

I don't normally like people slagging off decent films, but you are one talented writer.

You so totally haven't seen 8 Mile. YOU MISSED OUT THE RACIAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THE MOVIE. HOMES.

dude wtf this script fuckin sucks dude its a disgrace to the movie wich wasnt all that good but damn that was fuckin gay dude damn