http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:27:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-116217 Terrence Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:34:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-116217 He meant "downhill" and "uphill", not "download" and "upload". He meant "downhill" and "uphill", not "download" and "upload".

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-116159 MrPink Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:41:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-116159 Honestly what is with people in the comments talking out of their asses so much? You would have to be on hell of a shot to hit a bird with a rifle. Honestly what is with people in the comments talking out of their asses so much? You would have to be on hell of a shot to hit a bird with a rifle.

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-115931 Lala Wed, 30 Nov 2011 23:29:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-115931 Terrorists initiated the connection to Justin's laptop. That's an upload. Justin being an idiot and copying the file down to his laptop = downloading. Know what the hell you're talking about. Terrorists initiated the connection to Justin's laptop. That's an upload. Justin being an idiot and copying the file down to his laptop = downloading. Know what the hell you're talking about.

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-115065 Anon Fri, 30 Sep 2011 21:09:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-115065 You hunt birds with a shotgun, using birdshot. Trying to hit a flying bird with a rifle is far more difficult than a nice expanding cloud of lead shot. Just sayin'. You hunt birds with a shotgun, using birdshot. Trying to hit a flying bird with a rifle is far more difficult than a nice expanding cloud of lead shot. Just sayin'.

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-115064 Anon Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:51:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-115064 Um, what? How does one line make the rest suck? And um, she did kind of want to have someone like her dad. Most women say they won't but end up with a man that's pretty much like an updated version of their father, possibly a little more progressive. Um, what? How does one line make the rest suck? And um, she did kind of want to have someone like her dad. Most women say they won't but end up with a man that's pretty much like an updated version of their father, possibly a little more progressive.

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-115063 Anon Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:43:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-115063 No, Dick Cheney said 'A man has no worth unless he shoots a guy that works for him in the face while pretending to hunt a bunch of trained pheasant. With a shotgun. Because that works so much better for hunting birds than an actual rifle created to hunt with.' No, Dick Cheney said 'A man has no worth unless he shoots a guy that works for him in the face while pretending to hunt a bunch of trained pheasant. With a shotgun. Because that works so much better for hunting birds than an actual rifle created to hunt with.'

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-114017 Boy Blue Fri, 05 Aug 2011 01:55:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-114017 I'm pretty sure that upload was the right way to say it. I mean, they did SEND the "bomb" to the computers. I'm pretty sure that upload was the right way to say it. I mean, they did SEND the "bomb" to the computers.

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-113888 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 14:54:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-113888 "BRUCE goes to find JUSTIN LONG. Meanwhile, some terrorists seem to upload a BOMB to a laptop and it EXPLODES. Inexplicably, the movie manages to actually go downhill from that." And inexplicably, you confused "down" with UP; the movie somehow manages to get better, and kick yet more ass.  Damn right. "BRUCE goes to find JUSTIN LONG. Meanwhile, some terrorists seem to
upload a BOMB to a laptop and it EXPLODES. Inexplicably, the movie
manages to actually go downhill from that."
And inexplicably, you confused "down" with UP; the movie somehow manages to get better, and kick yet more ass.  Damn right.

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-113887 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 14:49:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-113887 Probably shouldn't have bothered.  If people want to get pissy, there's really nothing you can do.  If they don't get the fact that you are going to take a bit of liberty in an abridged script with a humorous twist, then probably no amount of explaining will get that across.  But it's still frustrating, I know.  Sorry. Probably shouldn't have bothered.  If people want to get pissy, there's really nothing you can do.  If they don't get the fact that you are going to take a bit of liberty in an abridged script with a humorous twist, then probably no amount of explaining will get that across.  But it's still frustrating, I know.  Sorry.

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-110156 JT Wed, 26 Jan 2011 04:00:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/livefreeordiehard.html#comment-110156 every part, dipshit. every part, dipshit.

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