Jack realizes he's been in love with Annie's bus-driving skills since they first met.


Jack realizes he's been in love with Annie's bus-driving skills since they first met.

THE LAKE HOUSE

The Very Abridged Script

FADE IN:

INT. THE LAKE HOUSE

SANDRA BULLOCK moves out of a HIDEOUS LAKE HOUSE and leaves a letter for the next tenant. KEANU REEVES, 2 years in the past, gets the letter.

KEANU REEVES

(writing back)

Whoa. I think we're in the middle of the movie Frequency, except with a mailbox instead of a radio.

SANDRA BULLOCK

You're living in 2004? Quick, tell me who you're going to vote for.

KEANU REEVES

Bush.

SANDRA BULLOCK

He winds up getting a blowjob from an intern, tell your friends.

They fall in love with each other through time. KEANU REEVES replaces the mailbox with one large enough for him to fit inside, ending the movie.

END

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