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Kids

KIDS

The Very Abridged Script

FADE IN:

INT. NEW YORK APARTMENT

A BOY KID is pressuring a GIRL KID into having SEX.

BOY KID

Let's have unprotected sex.

GIRL KID

Okay.

They have SEX... SEX!

WRITER HARMONY KORINE

This is so FUCKING REAL!

INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE

GIRL KID is getting TEST RESULTS.

GIRL KID

I only had sex one time with one Boy Kid.

DOCTOR ADULT

Now you have AIDS.

GIRL KID

Bummer. I wish there was a word for the opposite of "The Bomb." I should tell Boy Kid right away.

She DOESN'T.

Instead of finding BOY KID, GIRL KID goes to a RAVE and takes DRUGS... DRUGS!

INT. LATE NIGHT HOUSE PARTY

BOY KID has just had SEX with several different GIRL KID PARTNERS... AIDS! Original GIRL KID shows up to the PARTY.

GIRL KID

(drunk on drugs)

I need to telllll youuuuu...

(passes out on drugs)

BOY KID

It must not be important then. Let's just throw her into one one the bedrooms so we can keep partying.

They DO.

BOY KID #2 walks in to find GIRL KID passed out.

BOY KID #2

(is a rapist)

Jackpot!

GIRL KID is SEXUALLY ASSAULTED. Thus giving the rapist AIDS... JUSTICE?

MORAL OF THE STORY - KIDS are drugged out rapists with AIDS. FUN!

WRITER HARMONY KORINE

Subtlety is not my strong suit.

AIDS!

END.