Comments on: Jumper http://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:45:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Wilderstormhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-115953 Wilderstorm Sat, 03 Dec 2011 14:39:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-115953 Oh god, this movie was AWFUL XD Thank you, TVTropes, for helping me find something to remove the scar it has left on my brain :P Oh god, this movie was AWFUL XD Thank you, TVTropes, for helping me find something to remove the scar it has left on my brain :P

]]> By: SchulzEricThttp://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-113886 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 14:31:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-113886 My friends and I (okay, just me) have decided that teleporting burns massive calories.  Prove that's not true. My friends and I (okay, just me) have decided that teleporting burns massive calories.  Prove that's not true.

]]> By: nicole knows everythinghttp://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-48003 nicole knows everything Tue, 12 May 2009 16:30:51 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-48003 this movie would have been good if it wasnt for hayden "couldnt act to save his life" christinson, and samuel "why bother acting when i could just play myself a bunch of times" jackson. infact, lets just take out rachel bilson and diane lane also..and kristen stewart...cuz what the fuck did she add to it? and anna sophia rob has better shit to doand lets do away with the plot...so now we just have 2 hours of jamie bell and the dude who played younge hayden christason sitting around. and its so much better than the original version. this movie would have been good if it wasnt for hayden "couldnt act to save his life" christinson, and samuel "why bother acting when i could just play myself a bunch of times" jackson. infact, lets just take out rachel bilson and diane lane also..and kristen stewart...cuz what the fuck did she add to it? and anna sophia rob has better shit to do

and lets do away with the plot...

so now we just have 2 hours of jamie bell and the dude who played younge hayden christason sitting around. and its so much better than the original version.

]]> By: RedmanQhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-35658 RedmanQ Sat, 24 Jan 2009 09:34:14 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-35658 "Suddenly, some PALADINS show up with extremely high STRENGTH and CONSTITUTION."Rod, I must say, I admire your ability to seamlessly integrate a hilarious nerd joke right into the middle of tearing down such a ridiculously bad movie. "Suddenly, some PALADINS show up with extremely high STRENGTH and CONSTITUTION."

Rod, I must say, I admire your ability to seamlessly integrate a hilarious nerd joke right into the middle of tearing down such a ridiculously bad movie.

]]> By: The Mikehttp://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-24821 The Mike Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:50:08 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-24821 Not to mention, nobody wonders why he didn't die in that lake at the beginning. Not even a single question about the topic. Not to mention, nobody wonders why he didn't die in that lake at the beginning. Not even a single question about the topic.

]]> By: hotspothttp://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-20116 hotspot Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:25:44 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-20116 Brilliant, as usual. There is one more funny fact you missed - Hayden teleporting himself with whole apartment to the sea while being electro-paralyzed - I guess he wouldn't stay alive in that water for too long. Brilliant, as usual. There is one more funny fact you missed - Hayden teleporting himself with whole apartment to the sea while being electro-paralyzed - I guess he wouldn't stay alive in that water for too long.

]]> By: shadyzladiihttp://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-19790 shadyzladii Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:53:43 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-19790 u no eminem was considered as the lead in this? u no eminem was considered as the lead in this?

]]> By: dafhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-18604 daf Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:01:02 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-18604 I'm sure your reductionist approach to scripts is partly responsible for "Be Kind Rewind"...and now swapping sycaophanticism for pedantry, there's a "the" missing this line of Rachel Bilson's:"Sure, why not? We’re expecting them to believe that your old classmates would remember most unmemorable person alive." I'm sure your reductionist approach to scripts is partly responsible for "Be Kind Rewind"...

and now swapping sycaophanticism for pedantry, there's a "the" missing this line of Rachel Bilson's:

"Sure, why not? We’re expecting them to believe that your old classmates would remember most unmemorable person alive."

]]> By: Tomhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-18600 Tom Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:13:12 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-18600 I actually liked this movie I actually liked this movie

]]> By: Reading Material « Stuffhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-15720 Reading Material « Stuff Fri, 02 May 2008 12:35:22 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/jumper.html#comment-15720 [...] script of Jumper, re-edited. (”Hayden Christensen finally succeeds in his lifelong goal to pout in every [...] [...] script of Jumper, re-edited. (”Hayden Christensen finally succeeds in his lifelong goal to pout in every [...]

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