I LOVE YOU, MAN
The Very Abridged Script
EXT. LOS ANGELES
PAUL RUDD proposes to his girlfriend, KAREN FILIPELLI.
I'm so excited to marry you, Blandy McNobody! Who is going to be your best man?
Oh no, I don't have any really good male friends, so I have no best man! What a humorously relatable situation! I'll go ask my brother, Andy Samberg, for advice!
Wait, you have a brother?
Yeah. He's gay, which is funny.
Why not just make him your best man?
Oh. Er, right. That was easy. I guess the movie's over.
Am I the new Will Ferrell yet?