HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS

The Very Abridged Script

FADE IN:

JIM CARREY

Hey everyone! I'm back in a green costume following The Mask and Batman Forever! It's somewhat difficult for me to twist my god damn face around with all this makeup!

YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

Ow! Jim Carrey is raping me hard! Oh god make it stop! Is there nothing sacred?

AUDIENCE

(cries)

END


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