How the Grinch Stole Christmas: The Abridged Script

By Rod | Dec 18th, 2000 | 7 Comments | Movie: This entry has a rating of 1.5

FADE IN:

JIM CARREY

Hey everyone! I’m back in a green costume following The Mask and Batman Forever! It’s somewhat difficult for me to twist my god damn face around with all this makeup!

YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

Ow! Jim Carrey is raping me hard! Oh god make it stop! Is there nothing sacred?

AUDIENCE

(cries)

END

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  1. 1
    Amanda Says:

    This…yeah, this sums up my reaction quite nicely.

    October 1st, 2007 at 6:17 pm
  2. 2
    nanrea Says:

    The Grinch does NOT need a tragic backstory.

    July 13th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
  3. 3
    kc Says:

    Jim Carrey did a pretty good job as the Grinch,I mean who else could portray a better version of the Grinch(besides the cartoon)?Its a kids movie so the movie isnt meant to be taken seriously.

    July 17th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
  4. 4
    Aces High Says:

    wait, what?

    September 30th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
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    Smater than all Says:

    I think what KC is trying to say is: children aren`t real people and thus destroying something that, for many children of the past, was a source of much joy is OK. Also…

    October 6th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
  6. 6
    Aces High Says:

    no I wasn’t referring to what KC was saying, I was referring to the abridge, or lack there of for that matter.

    December 29th, 2008 at 1:08 am
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    CM Says:

    I’m with Amanda on this one. Good review, covers all the major plot points…

    April 5th, 2009 at 9:16 pm

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