How the Grinch Stole Christmas: The Abridged Script
FADE IN:
JIM CARREY
Hey everyone! I’m back in a green costume following The Mask and Batman Forever! It’s somewhat difficult for me to twist my god damn face around with all this makeup!
YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
Ow! Jim Carrey is raping me hard! Oh god make it stop! Is there nothing sacred?
AUDIENCE
(cries)
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