HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
The Very Abridged Script
Hey everyone! I'm back in a green costume following The Mask and Batman Forever! It's somewhat difficult for me to twist my god damn face around with all this makeup!
YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
Ow! Jim Carrey is raping me hard! Oh god make it stop! Is there nothing sacred?
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Rod is the founder of The Editing Room, having started the web site in 1998 after seeing "Godzilla" and being compelled to express his hatred. He's written the lion's share of Abridged Scripts on the site, many of which have appeared in Total Film magazine and Cracked.com