http://www.the-editing-room.com/gijoe.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:45:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.the-editing-room.com/gijoe.html#comment-113882 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:59:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=1173#comment-113882 ever* ever*

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/gijoe.html#comment-113883 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:59:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=1173#comment-113883 ever* ever*

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/gijoe.html#comment-113881 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:58:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=1173#comment-113881 Seriously, did anybody give a shit about this movie after it was revealed that Channing Tatum fucking left his fiancee?  Her brother getting killed really wasn't his fault (one human cannot be held responsible for another humans actions; if you blame him for not preventing it, you could pretty much blame everybody, or at least everybody JGL every came into contact with), but this left Sienna totally crushed - understandably so - so, in her moment of need, he decides, fuck it?  This is the goddamn hero?  Seriously, Hollywood, you couldn't throw in a scene with him beating her and raping her first?  Can our heroes actually be heroic?  Please? Seriously, did anybody give a shit about this movie after it was revealed that Channing Tatum fucking left his fiancee?  Her brother getting killed really wasn't his fault (one human cannot be held responsible for another humans actions; if you blame him for not preventing it, you could pretty much blame everybody, or at least everybody JGL every came into contact with), but this left Sienna totally crushed - understandably so - so, in her moment of need, he decides, fuck it?  This is the goddamn hero?  Seriously, Hollywood, you couldn't throw in a scene with him beating her and raping her first?  Can our heroes actually be heroic?  Please?

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/gijoe.html#comment-113880 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:58:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=1173#comment-113880 Seriously, did anybody give a shit about this movie after it was revealed that Channing Tatum fucking left his fiancee?  Her brother getting killed really wasn't his fault (one human cannot be held responsible for another humans actions; if you blame him for not preventing it, you could pretty much blame everybody, or at least everybody JGL every came into contact with), but this left Sienna totally crushed - understandably so - so, in her moment of need, he decides, fuck it?  This is the goddamn hero?  Seriously, Hollywood, you couldn't throw in a scene with him beating her and raping her first?  Can our heroes actually be heroic?  Please? Seriously, did anybody give a shit about this movie after it was revealed that Channing Tatum fucking left his fiancee?  Her brother getting killed really wasn't his fault (one human cannot be held responsible for another humans actions; if you blame him for not preventing it, you could pretty much blame everybody, or at least everybody JGL every came into contact with), but this left Sienna totally crushed - understandably so - so, in her moment of need, he decides, fuck it?  This is the goddamn hero?  Seriously, Hollywood, you couldn't throw in a scene with him beating her and raping her first?  Can our heroes actually be heroic?  Please?

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/gijoe.html#comment-113879 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:55:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=1173#comment-113879 Chris, you are truly a moron.  A) Why is "libertarian" in quotes (see, I put it in quotes because I was quoting you), and 2) you were the one who thought it was a political statement instead of simply mocking a stupid movie.  Don't read more into what's there, especially if the purpose is to allow you to be upset. Chris, you are truly a moron.  A) Why is "libertarian" in quotes (see, I put it in quotes because I was quoting you), and 2) you were the one who thought it was a political statement instead of simply mocking a stupid movie.  Don't read more into what's there, especially if the purpose is to allow you to be upset.

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/gijoe.html#comment-113878 SchulzEricT Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:50:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=1173#comment-113878 Zoltan! Zoltan!

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/gijoe.html#comment-112263 Callamulligan Sun, 22 May 2011 09:04:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=1173#comment-112263  I'm actually pretty sure that was entirely a situational joke, especially seeing as the president in the movie was a white guy.  If anything, I'd say he's against the "birther" campaign, as the "can't imagine that being a problem, sir" line seems to imply it's a ridiculous concept.  I'm actually pretty sure that was entirely a situational joke, especially seeing as the president in the movie was a white guy.  If anything, I'd say he's against the "birther" campaign, as the "can't imagine that being a problem, sir" line seems to imply it's a ridiculous concept.

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/gijoe.html#comment-109277 Me Thu, 06 Jan 2011 14:24:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=1173#comment-109277 "Kept to a minimum"?? its never ever ever been mentioned before. "Kept to a minimum"?? its never ever ever been mentioned before.

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/gijoe.html#comment-109276 Me Thu, 06 Jan 2011 14:23:00 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=1173#comment-109276 Are they all nutjobs like you? Go bomb children from a disdance before playing homosexual volleyball. Are they all nutjobs like you? Go bomb children from a disdance before playing homosexual volleyball.

]]> http://www.the-editing-room.com/gijoe.html#comment-86069 Guest Sat, 07 Aug 2010 21:35:46 +0000 http://www.the-editing-room.com/?p=1173#comment-86069 So I was kind of getting the vibe that this dude was Republican (or "libertarian") even before I made my way to this abridged script, but the oh-so-hilarious jab at Obama's birth certificate at the end pretty much cinches it. Still funny, but it would be nice if the partisan bullshit were kept to a minimum. So I was kind of getting the vibe that this dude was Republican (or "libertarian") even before I made my way to this abridged script, but the oh-so-hilarious jab at Obama's birth certificate at the end pretty much cinches it. Still funny, but it would be nice if the partisan bullshit were kept to a minimum.

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