EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
The Abridged Script
INT. EWAN MACGREGORS ISOLATED HOME
I am terribly isolated.
I'm only doing this artsy-ish movie so I don't get typecast as Obi-Wan.
Some weird shit happens in which EWAN talks to his lost daughter who has the same name as Ashley Judd, who he is in love with but she doesn't let guys in because of some shit that happened with her father and then she falls in love with a blind guy and points out the symbolism of it and then more weird-ass shit happens which becomes just a bunch of psychological bull and doesn't make any sense.
DIRECTOR STEPHAN ELLIOT
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
For example, if you're on crack, this movie is beautiful.
Speaking of crack..
JASON appears in an awkward add-on role. He shoots various drugs and is killed by EWAN.
I love you. Or perhaps I merely depend on you for some psychological reason.
I stalk you to put a woman in my life as I have lost all of mine.
This is pretty fucked up shit. I'm hot, though, at least.
(whips out his lightsaber)
I shall make your blind guy slain!
EWAN kills the blind guy.
INT. FILM STUDIO
EDITOR SUE BLAINEY
Oh no! Someone has taken the rolls of film and sliced at them randomly with scissors!
She panics and places the scenes back together in no particular order.