Comments on: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back http://www.the-editing-room.com/empirestrikesback.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:27:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Salemhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/empirestrikesback.html#comment-108286 Salem Sun, 05 Dec 2010 20:26:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=84#comment-108286 Fucking Midichlorians... Fucking Midichlorians...

]]> By: Bobbyhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/empirestrikesback.html#comment-84033 Bobby Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:56:51 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=84#comment-84033 (can you count more than five black leading men in Hollywood right now?) Who gives a shit? (can you count more than five black leading men in Hollywood right now?)

Who gives a shit?

]]> By: Garyhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/empirestrikesback.html#comment-80683 Gary Thu, 01 Jul 2010 11:00:48 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=84#comment-80683 Excellent!!!!!!! Hilarious!!!!!!! Excellent!!!!!!! Hilarious!!!!!!!

]]> By: zoophiehttp://www.the-editing-room.com/empirestrikesback.html#comment-50427 zoophie Sun, 14 Jun 2009 01:36:10 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=84#comment-50427 DARTH VADERHello Mark. I will now smack you with heavy objects.MARK HAMILLOw! Ow! Waaaah! I want my mommy!DARTH VADERFunny you should mention that. I’m your father.MARK HAMILLDude, I don’t even look like you.DARTH VADERNo, you fool! Under the mask! I’m a pasty white guy like you.MARK HAMILLYou bastard!MARK gives VADER the finger. VADER cuts off his hand.MARK HAMILLThat’s alright, I’m a lefty.The Best of The Editing Room !!!! DARTH VADER

Hello Mark. I will now smack you with heavy objects.

MARK HAMILL

Ow! Ow! Waaaah! I want my mommy!

DARTH VADER

Funny you should mention that. I’m your father.

MARK HAMILL

Dude, I don’t even look like you.

DARTH VADER

No, you fool! Under the mask! I’m a pasty white guy like you.

MARK HAMILL

You bastard!

MARK gives VADER the finger. VADER cuts off his hand.

MARK HAMILL

That’s alright, I’m a lefty.

The Best of The Editing Room !!!!

]]> By: Joehttp://www.the-editing-room.com/empirestrikesback.html#comment-30573 Joe Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:53:55 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=84#comment-30573 thats absolute nonsense. shadows of the empire was a great game. thats absolute nonsense. shadows of the empire was a great game.

]]> By: depechemodefanhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/empirestrikesback.html#comment-21242 depechemodefan Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:10:53 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=84#comment-21242 Hee: He will also teach you how to use your high number of Midichlorians.. oops, Lucas didn’t shit that idea out yet. I meant he will show you the ways of camera tricks and wire stunts.Hee:The Imperial Walkers fall. Once they do, the rebels shoot them with the exact same blasters they used before that were ineffective. The Walkers explode this time, though.They try to go into hyperdrive. They FAIL.Oh, don't forget that when Han tries to start up the Falcon, it sounds like a Chevy with the carborator flooded with gasoline.Hee: MARK gives VADER the finger. VADER cuts off his hand.MARK HAMILLThat’s alright, I’m a lefty. Hee: He will also teach you how to use your high number of Midichlorians.. oops, Lucas didn’t shit that idea out yet. I meant he will show you the ways of camera tricks and wire stunts.

Hee:The Imperial Walkers fall. Once they do, the rebels shoot them with the exact same blasters they used before that were ineffective. The Walkers explode this time, though.

They try to go into hyperdrive. They FAIL.

Oh, don't forget that when Han tries to start up the Falcon, it sounds like a Chevy with the carborator flooded with gasoline.

Hee: MARK gives VADER the finger. VADER cuts off his hand.

MARK HAMILL

That’s alright, I’m a lefty.

]]> By: Abehttp://www.the-editing-room.com/empirestrikesback.html#comment-18535 Abe Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:57:11 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=84#comment-18535 Rouge Squadron: Rouge Leader II, is a great Star Wars game.Five is definitely the best of the Star Wars movies.But man, George Lucas really is an asshole, huh. (Just read Ep. 1 and 3 too)And yeah, they need a backup hyperdrive or something. But that repeating hyperdrive failure is the epitome of of the "awesome gadgets that fail and need to be fixed in time-critical situations" idea that happens so often in movies.Anyways... I'm very happy that one of my favorite movies can easily stand up to your scrutiny Rod. Most of what you do is point out the obvious, though there's a few good points in there. :) Rouge Squadron: Rouge Leader II, is a great Star Wars game.

Five is definitely the best of the Star Wars movies.

But man, George Lucas really is an asshole, huh. (Just read Ep. 1 and 3 too)

And yeah, they need a backup hyperdrive or something. But that repeating hyperdrive failure is the epitome of of the "awesome gadgets that fail and need to be fixed in time-critical situations" idea that happens so often in movies.

Anyways... I'm very happy that one of my favorite movies can easily stand up to your scrutiny Rod. Most of what you do is point out the obvious, though there's a few good points in there. :)

]]> By: JcDenthttp://www.the-editing-room.com/empirestrikesback.html#comment-17846 JcDent Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:26:57 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=84#comment-17846 CARRIE, HARRISON, CHEWIE, and C3PO all greet THE ONLY BLACK MAN IN THE GALAXY.I laughed and laughed and laughed and then laughed some more CARRIE, HARRISON, CHEWIE, and C3PO all greet THE ONLY BLACK MAN IN THE GALAXY.

I laughed and laughed and laughed and then laughed some more

]]> By: XdudeXhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/empirestrikesback.html#comment-11835 XdudeX Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:28:01 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=84#comment-11835 "RANDOM ISOLATED AREA PERFECT FOR FIGHTING"Genius. "RANDOM ISOLATED AREA PERFECT FOR FIGHTING"

Genius.

]]> By: Sihttp://www.the-editing-room.com/empirestrikesback.html#comment-5689 Si Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:31:04 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=84#comment-5689 Kudos to the above post. Kudos to the above post.

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