Dude, Where’s My Car?: The Abridged Script
By: Rod Hilton on Dec 18th, 2000 | Movie Rating: 
FADE IN:
DUDE 1
Dude, where’s my car?
DUDE 2
Dude, where’s your car?
They partake in subtle homoeroticism.
DIRECTOR
Dude, how did I get anyone to pay for this movie?
END
By far, my favorite Abridged Script. It is short, to the point, and sums up the entirety of the movie hilariously in 4 lines.
June 27th, 2007 at 10:56 amFor some reason I remembered this script as being:
“Dude, where’s my car?”
“Dude, there’s your car!”
My favorite ridiculously short script, however, was The Road To El Dorado.
June 29th, 2007 at 10:27 pmone AND A HALF stars? are you joking?
Isn’t “zero” an option? what about just “HALF?”
January 6th, 2008 at 1:05 am