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Ben is a law student in New Orleans. He studies flash cards of differing emotional faces in hopes of one day understanding social cues. He claims to be the first to coin the YouTube comments "FIRST!", "FAKE!", and "GAY!". No one is ever impressed. He has a girlfriend who is totally real. She has eyes that are blue or brown and hair that is also a color.

Archive for Ben

Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor 24 Feb 10, 2015
Big Trouble in Little China 57 Aug 13, 2013
Kids 31 Jul 2, 2013
Remember Me 24 Mar 14, 2013
We Bought a Zoo 31 Jan 3, 2013