Comments on: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones http://www.the-editing-room.com/attackoftheclones.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:27:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Jacob's Bladderhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/attackoftheclones.html#comment-115833 Jacob's Bladder Fri, 25 Nov 2011 05:16:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=35#comment-115833 Natalie Portman's decoy isn't Mexican, she's Maori. Apparently they are out in space too. Natalie Portman's decoy isn't Mexican, she's Maori. Apparently they are out in space too.

]]> By: BJDhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/attackoftheclones.html#comment-115557 BJD Sun, 06 Nov 2011 00:29:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=35#comment-115557 HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN (leering at her) No, my boyish magazine-cover-model eyes are. HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
(leering at her)
No, my boyish magazine-cover-model eyes are.

]]> By: ASLhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/attackoftheclones.html#comment-112742 ASL Thu, 16 Jun 2011 08:18:00 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=35#comment-112742 My favorite was "must...bridge...gap...to...original...trilogy". LOL My favorite was "must...bridge...gap...to...original...trilogy". LOL

]]> By: Nicholashttp://www.the-editing-room.com/attackoftheclones.html#comment-60314 Nicholas Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:04:04 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=35#comment-60314 I love the Ghostbusters caption in the picture. I love the Ghostbusters caption in the picture.

]]> By: SeanCatletthttp://www.the-editing-room.com/attackoftheclones.html#comment-53551 SeanCatlett Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:59:04 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=35#comment-53551 Family Guy ripped you off. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Family-Guy-Presents-Something-Dark/dp/B002LARYTW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1252807103&sr=8-1" target="_blank">http://www.amazon.com/Family-Guy-Presents-Somethi...</a> Family Guy ripped you off.

http://www.amazon.com/Family-Guy-Presents-Somethi...

]]> By: Rogerborghttp://www.the-editing-room.com/attackoftheclones.html#comment-51502 Rogerborg Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:18:15 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=35#comment-51502 >They're better than the Holiday Special I think the jury's still out on that. I'd take a couple of mangy Wookies over all the crappy CGI goblins infesting this mess. >They're better than the Holiday Special

I think the jury's still out on that. I'd take a couple of mangy Wookies over all the crappy CGI goblins infesting this mess.

]]> By: rachelhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/attackoftheclones.html#comment-29829 rachel Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:32:10 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=35#comment-29829 best line: As they fight, SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON comes in and puts a lightsaber to TEMUERA’S neck. He glares at CHRISTOPHER LEE.SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSONNormally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I’m in a transitional period, I don’t want to kill either one of your asses. best line:
As they fight, SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON comes in and puts a lightsaber to TEMUERA’S neck. He glares at CHRISTOPHER LEE.

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON

Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I’m in a transitional period, I don’t want to kill either one of your asses.

]]> By: wyowilliamhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/attackoftheclones.html#comment-23607 wyowilliam Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:11:14 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=35#comment-23607 What happened in last two decades since Lucas made a decent movie? Was he ALWAYS this bad, and just got lucky? Did Gary Kurtz convince him his burp/ fart joke sense of humor would ruin the first two? How did such a brilliant idea get so BADLY executed? They're better than the Holiday Special, but at least you can laugh at that. What happened in last two decades since Lucas made a decent movie? Was he ALWAYS this bad, and just got lucky? Did Gary Kurtz convince him his burp/ fart joke sense of humor would ruin the first two? How did such a brilliant idea get so BADLY executed? They're better than the Holiday Special, but at least you can laugh at that.

]]> By: XdudeXhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/attackoftheclones.html#comment-19789 XdudeX Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:29:23 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=35#comment-19789 "surrender" "nope" "surrender"
"nope"

]]> By: Matt Phttp://www.the-editing-room.com/attackoftheclones.html#comment-18751 Matt P Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:32:16 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=35#comment-18751 The end-of-movie lightsaber duel(s) in this movie were worse than the one in A New Hope....And there was no end-of-movie lightsaber duel in A New Hope!This movie sucks on toast. Worst of the six. Easily.(Oh, and even more important than telling Luke that you can absorb force lightning with a lightsaber would be that Sith Lords CAN SHOOT FORCE LIGHTNING in the first place! At the end of ROTJ, Luke tosses his lightsaber aside, as though he has no idea that Sith Lords can do anything else. Nice work, Obi-Wan and Yoda.) The end-of-movie lightsaber duel(s) in this movie were worse than the one in A New Hope.

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And there was no end-of-movie lightsaber duel in A New Hope!

This movie sucks on toast. Worst of the six. Easily.

(Oh, and even more important than telling Luke that you can absorb force lightning with a lightsaber would be that Sith Lords CAN SHOOT FORCE LIGHTNING in the first place! At the end of ROTJ, Luke tosses his lightsaber aside, as though he has no idea that Sith Lords can do anything else. Nice work, Obi-Wan and Yoda.)

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