Anywhere But Here: The Abridged Script | The Editing Room

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Anywhere But Here

By Rod on Nov 14th, 1999

Summer's Eve commercials have been able to afford some real star-power lately.

Summer's Eve commercials have been able to afford some real star-power lately.

ANYWHERE BUT HERE

The Very Abridged Script

FADE IN:

INT. A HOUSE

NATALIE PORTMAN

You're smothering me, mom.

SUSAN SARANDON

I only smother you because I love you.

NATALIE PORTMAN

I hate you.

(two hours later)

I have come to realize you only smother me because you love me. I love you, mom.

SUSAN SARANDON

I guess I'll stop smothering you, then.

They HUG.

END

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This should be in the quickies section.
Lynzi
That's basically all that happens haha.
Mik Vance
Super-Abridged Scripts always rule!