Comments on: American Beauty http://www.the-editing-room.com/americanbeauty.html Abridged Scripts for Movies Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:27:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Yulahttp://www.the-editing-room.com/americanbeauty.html#comment-101105 Yula Thu, 30 Sep 2010 20:00:44 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=20#comment-101105 Freaking AWESOME!!!! CREPPIER CHRIS COOPER Man do I hate faggots. Those goddamn faggots are ruining this country. There is absolutely no way in hell that I am a closeted homosexual. CREEPY WES BENTLEY I’m off to sell drugs and videotape random shit. CREEPIER CHRIS COOPER What? CREEPY WES BENTLEY I’m going to school. CREEPIER CHRIS COOPER Oh. ..................... KEVIN, holding the Oscar he won for “The Usual Suspects,” and ANNETTE watch their daughter THORA and some other HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS doing an elaborate PAULA ABDUL- choreographed dance routine. KEVIN SPACEY (to his Oscar) You’re going to have a little brother soon! Yes you are! BOTH EPIC. Freaking AWESOME!!!!

CREPPIER CHRIS COOPER

Man do I hate faggots. Those goddamn faggots are ruining this country. There is absolutely no way in hell that I am a closeted homosexual.

CREEPY WES BENTLEY

I’m off to sell drugs and videotape random shit.

CREEPIER CHRIS COOPER

What?

CREEPY WES BENTLEY

I’m going to school.

CREEPIER CHRIS COOPER

Oh.

.....................

KEVIN, holding the Oscar he won for “The Usual Suspects,” and ANNETTE watch their daughter THORA and some other HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS doing an elaborate PAULA ABDUL- choreographed dance routine.

KEVIN SPACEY

(to his Oscar)

You’re going to have a little brother soon! Yes you are!

BOTH EPIC.

]]> By: mrparallelhttp://www.the-editing-room.com/americanbeauty.html#comment-67712 mrparallel Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:35:47 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=20#comment-67712 is good is good

]]> By: Lebowskihttp://www.the-editing-room.com/americanbeauty.html#comment-59371 Lebowski Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:19:19 +0000 http://localhost/wordpress/?p=20#comment-59371 "The AUDIENCE is pelted with rose petals." xD "The AUDIENCE is pelted with rose petals." xD

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