No really guys . It's eel-ly good.


No really guys . It's eel-ly good.

A CURE FOR WELLNESS

The Very Abridged Script

INT. CREEPY SWISS HEALTH SPA

JASON ISAACS locks DANE DEHAAN in a tank with dozens of LIVE EELS.

DANE DEHAAN

(fighting off eels)

Jason! What the hell!? Why would you do this?

JASON ISAACS

I'm sorry Dane. I thought you were looking a bit...eel.

I'M NOT SORRY.

END

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