8 Mile: The Abridged Script
By Rod | Feb 9th, 2003 |
20 Comments
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FADE IN:
EXT. DETROIT
EVERYBODY wrongs EMINEM. EMINEM wrongs NOBODY.
EMINEM
All I want is to be a rapper.
People continue wronging EMINEM. Eventually, he realizes the people who wronged him the fewest number of times are his TRUE FRIENDS. He RAPS.
END
Amen.
July 21st, 2007 at 11:28 amGreat work.
July 24th, 2007 at 11:32 amThis is my favorite script on this site, bar none.
August 13th, 2007 at 12:17 pmKailyn:
Oddly, it’s mine too. ;)
August 13th, 2007 at 1:23 pmBrilliant. I love going through most of the scripts on this site every few months again and again.
October 30th, 2007 at 10:49 amYep, Rod, you recognised the whole movie was a big cliche. A pretty well executed cliche, but still a cliche.
Kudos.
November 10th, 2007 at 8:15 amUm…more detail, please..?
January 14th, 2008 at 3:28 pmShady’s baby? Are you like, Eminem’s daughter or something?
April 12th, 2008 at 4:31 pmI laughed…
At something i saw before i read this script. The brevity wasn’t even the problem. The problem was it simply wasn’t funny nor indicative of the movie in any way.
Terrible. Try again!
April 17th, 2008 at 5:50 pmSo….that took you 5 years to write that faux review of a faux review.
kudos.
I found it funny, good job.
April 20th, 2008 at 3:56 pmALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS RAP
June 21st, 2008 at 1:14 pm@jimbo
because of course everyone knew about this site 5 years ago. great observational prowess, buddy!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:27 pmtl;dr
June 30th, 2008 at 10:33 pmTuwind Says:
tl;dr
Funnier than the script :)
August 29th, 2008 at 4:24 pmFuck all the haters, Rod. This abridged script was hilarious!
January 12th, 2009 at 7:42 amToo good. Hahahahahahaha. Just too good
February 14th, 2009 at 7:09 amAWESOME!!!
March 10th, 2009 at 11:07 amshort but sweet :)
May 31st, 2009 at 9:05 pmwell I'd say you completely missed the point of the movie, bravo.
September 7th, 2009 at 6:13 pmhahahahahaha
September 24th, 2009 at 8:59 am